Top Ten Other Ways Mitt Romney Describes Doughnuts

June 2012

David Letterman's "Top Ten Other Ways Mitt Romney Describes Doughnuts"

10. Powdered Snack Cylinders
9. Dessert Bagels
8. Leavened Batter Globules
7. Sugary Pastry Tires
6. Perforated Strudel Orbs
5. Saturated Fat Wheels
4. Dunking Muffins
3. Glazed Giddy-Ups
2. Chris Christie Kremes
1. The Cadillac of Pastries

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