Thank you for voting for our puppets (explaining to fans what a woman is)

In his new book baseball slugger Jose Canseco said he took steroids when he played for the Texas Rangers and that owner George W. Bush knew all about it. In response President Bush said, “That's ridiculous. I've never known all about anything.” --Conan O’Brien 2/9/2005

The Atari company has released a video game based on Dungeons & Dragons in which two male characters marry each other. The makers of the video say marrying two men was easier than explaining to fans of Dungeons & Dragons what a woman is. --Conan O’Brien 4/8/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”