he's an enigma wrapped in a riddle shrouded in a mystery on an elliptical machine (butter sculpting)

    

"One of the most important bellwethers for the Republican presidential campaign took place this weekend, the Iowa straw poll. Anyone who was there will tell you it is a hugely significant, non-binding event that takes place at a country fair immediately following the butter sculpting. 

And guess who won this year? ME! That’s right. Me, and the Colbert bump. Of course, the numerical winner was Mitt Romney [on screen: A puppet from Sesame Street.] 

I believe the big story was zillion-to-one shot, presidential not-too-hopeful, Mike Huckabee. Now how did he make that kind of impact? Simple, Governor Huckabee has twice appeared on the 'Report,' and one of those times I even listened to what he said. 

First tier! When I heard that, my first thought was 'what have I done?' Even Dennis Kucinich was asking, 'who the hell is Mike Huckabee?' 

Huckabee is pro-gun, he doesn't believe in evolution, and he's pro-weight loss, though, I still don't understand why he didn't take my suggestion to make his campaign slogan 'No Fatties.' 

But other than that folks, he's an enigma wrapped in a riddle shrouded in a mystery on an elliptical machine." --Stephen Colbert

     

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