Santorum thinks a Labradoodle is a result of interracial marriage

“Happy Presidents Day. We have a lot of Presidents Day sales. Mitt Romney got a little confused. He thought the presidency was for sale.” –Jay Leno 

“Rick Santorum is so anti-gay, he won't even eat a Hershey bar if it has nuts.” –Jay Leno



“Rick Santorum is so conservative, he thinks a Labradoodle is a result of interracial marriage.” –Jay Leno



“How conservative is he? Rick Santorum won't even take soda in the can.” –Jay Leno

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