I thought Mitt Romney was the anti-Romney?

"How about that Rick Santorum? He came in second because he is the anti-Romney. Wait a minute. I thought Mitt Romney was the anti-Romney." –David Letterman 



"Michele Bachmann is out, but I don't think her husband is." –David Letterman 



"So now that Michele Bachmann is out, that leaves Mitt Romney with the best hairdo." –David Letterman 

John Hulse painting