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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Sunday, April 30, 2023
#6 WARRIORS at #3 KINGS | FULL GAME 7 HIGHLIGHTS | April 30, 2023
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
#8 HEAT at #5 KNICKS | FULL GAME 1 HIGHLIGHTS | April 30, 2023
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
New Orleans Breakers vs. Birmingham Stallions Highlights | USFL
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Memphis Showboats vs. Houston Gamblers Highlights | USFL
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Pittsburgh Maulers vs. Philadelphia Stars Highlights | USFL
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
New Jersey Generals vs Michigan Panthers Highlights | USFL
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Saturday, April 29, 2023
Sabby Sabbs: Chris Hedges ANALYZES Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 2024 (Interview)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Useful Idiots: Matt Taibbi Reacts to Dems' Prison Threat
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
And the third most dangerous was somehow Detroit again (Hey, no spoilers!)
Researchers have recently found that binge-watching TV shows can raise the risk of chronic disease and early death. Said binge-watchers, “Hey, no spoilers!” –Seth Meyers
Video has surfaced of employees of a Southern California Pizza Hut smoking marijuana on the job during New Year’s Eve. Which explains why every pizza they delivered that night only had two slices left. –Seth Meyers
"According to a new report, Detroit, Michigan, is the most dangerous city in the country with Oakland, California, coming in second. And the third most dangerous was somehow Detroit again." –Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
This is what happens when Big Pharma has bought all of your politicians (I have the most possible knees)
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie gave his final State of the State address yesterday before leaving office next week. Which means somebody is going to have some very high pants to fill. --Seth Meyers
U.S. immigration agents targeted hundreds of 7-Eleven stores today to investigate the legal status of store employees. Hey, if you're going to investigate something at 7-Eleven, how about the hot dogs? How long have THEY been in the country? --Seth Meyers
President Trump will have his first physical exam as president this Friday. That story again, Trump will have his first-ever physical exam on Friday. [As Trump] ‘It turns out I have two knees. That’s the most. I have the most possible knees.’ --Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Unfortunately, everyone in New York has learned to sleep through it (play dates)
A new alarm-clock app has launched that wakes users up with unconventional sounds like shattering glass, gunshots, and women screaming. Unfortunately, everyone in New York has learned to sleep through it. --Seth Meyers
President Trump today attacked Amazon for the second time this week, tweeting, “I am right about Amazon costing the United States Post Office massive amounts of money for being their Delivery Boy.” This is when I appreciate Twitter. It used to be, if you wanted to hear a 71-year-old man whining about the post office, you had to go to the post office. --Seth Meyers
Donald Trump met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower on Friday. Meanwhile, Trump's toupee and Harvey's mustache met for a play date. –Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Now Republican leaders are saying they want to see the placenta (He's using a ghost moron)
"Senator John McCain went on TV this week to call Kim Jong-Un a clown and a fool. As you know, according to John McCain, that would still make him eligible to be vice president." –Jay Leno
"Levi Johnston is now writing a book about the Palin family. He's not writing it himself. He's using a ghost moron." –Jay Leno
"Today President Obama released his long-form birth certificate, proving once and for all he was born in this country. But you know, it never ends. Now Republican leaders are saying they want to see the placenta." –Jay Leno
"The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump." –Jay Leno
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Aaron Maté: RFK Jr. SURGING In The Polls Against Biden!
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Kim Iversen: More Facts Uncovered In U.S. Bombing of Nord Stream
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Aaron Maté: Where U.S Weapons For Ukraine Are REALLY Going! w/ Sy Hersh
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Jimmy Dore with Aaron Maté: “Mehdi Hasan Is A Sewer Rat” – Norm Finkelstein!
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Jimmy Dore with Aaron Maté: Pathetic: Bernie & Progressives FALL IN LINE & Endorse Joe Biden
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Marianne Williamson SHREDS DNC, Biden On Fox News | Breaking Points
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Biden COLLUDED With Deep State To SMEAR Hunter Biden Laptop Story Before Election
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
WATCH: Tucker Carlson SPEAKS OUT After Parting With Fox News
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Friday, April 28, 2023
Bernie BETRAYS Movement with Biden Endorsement | Breaking Points
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
So long, Nadia. We'll miss your characteristics that you probably have (examples of intelligence and leadership)
According to reports, two of Donald Trump's children will not be able to vote at New York's primary because they failed to register before the deadline. So I guess you just lost two votes, Ted Cruz. –Seth Meyers
The White House said today that deputy national security adviser Nadia Schadlow is resigning. This is how bad it's getting in the Trump administration; the first time you even hear somebody's name is when they resign. “So long, Nadia. We'll miss your characteristics that you probably have.” --Seth Meyers
"France has passed new legislation that makes it illegal to work after 6 p.m. They're hoping to encourage workers to spend more time with their mistresses." –Seth Meyers
“Dr. Fauci said he doesn’t think that we should ever shake hands again. ‘But what if it’s our anniversary?’ asked Mike Pence.” —Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Shakira - Hips Don't Lie (Live in China - New Years Eve Jiangsu TV 2010)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Kings Of Leon - Closer (Live on Letterman)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Beatles Twist and Shout (1964)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Walmart announced that they’re planning to open a second checkout lane (American Exceptionalism)
President Trump said today that he is “working very, very hard” to create peace between Israel and Palestine. Said Trump, “They are absolutely my two favorite Real Housewives.” –Seth Meyers
According to a new report, Amazon is now worth twice as much as Walmart. In response, Walmart announced that they’re planning to open a second checkout lane. –Seth Meyers
A New Jersey man recently admitted to stealing $20,000 worth of ginger ale from a grocery store. He said he wasn’t planning on stealing so much, he just got Schwepped up in it. –Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Joe Strummer London's Burning (feat. Mick Jones) (Live at Acton Town Hall)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Neutral Milk Hotel King of Carrot Flowers Pts. 2 & 3
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Which is definitely the longest anyone’s been able to listen to Mike Pence (Welcome Back/Mayday, Mayday)
April 2023
“This week also saw former vice-president Mike Pence testifying in front of the special counsel about his January 6th conversations with Trump. I’m sure that was humiliating having to tell a jury about all the times you were threatened with a bottle of ketchup by your boss. Apparently it went on for seven hours which is definitely the longest anyone’s been able to listen to Mike Pence.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Meanwhile, yesterday, President Biden told reporters that before he decided to run for re-election, he took a hard look at his age. Is it me or does Biden always look like he's taking a hard look? Then Biden reminded everyone that he's the same age as Lincoln...if he were still alive today.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I heard that, next month, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis plans to launch his 2024 presidential campaign. Which makes sense because, already, his campaign slogan is ‘Mayday, Mayday.’” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Tom Cruise & James Corden Join 'The Lion King' Cast
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
MUS Presidential Poll (April 23-27)
Joe Biden 1,529
44.3%
29.6%
3.6%
2.5%
3.0%
Buy two and the next one is Free Willy (Just Kidding)
We here at "Late Night" have a lot of expenses, and to cover the cost, we have taken on some pretty, well, terrible sponsors, sponsors we aren't very proud of, sponsors I'm ashamed that we took money from. But because we did take their money, we now have to mention them on the air. So, apologies in advance, but tonight, "Late Night" is brought to you by salted Band-Aids. The Band-Aids with a little dash of salt. Forget about your paper cut and focus on how bad this Band-Aid feels. Also available in lemon juice. Next up, vape clarinets. Looking to combine the two things high schoolers find coolest? Try vape clarinets. Vape clarinets -- get addicted to jazz. We're also sponsored by whale jerky. We believe whales should be a protected species, but should one dead one wash up onshore, we will make jerky out of it. Buy two and the next one is Free Willy. --Seth Meyers
President Trump last night threatened to close the U.S.-Mexico border, adding, quote, "Our country is full." Really? Because it sure didn't look that way at your inauguration. --Seth Meyers
That's right, a dog tested positive for methamphetamine after a walk in a nearby park. When asked what breed it was, the owner said, "A meth lab." --Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Ha, usually you're married a lot longer than that before you hear a gunshot (Meet the Garlic Press)
"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today appeared on a talk show called 'Pasta and Politics.' It went so well that he's agreed to go on 'Meet the Garlic Press.'" –Seth Meyers
A couple in Ohio yesterday ran a half marathon immediately after getting married at the starting line. Ha, usually you're married a lot longer than that before you hear a gunshot. –Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Joe Rogan: "Brazil's Roswell" Still a Mystery More Than 25 Years Later
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
I'm sure the only gift she wants is an open White House door, and a 10-minute head start (Willie Nelson was like, “Oh hell yeah!”)
Taco Bell is reportedly testing making taco shells from fried chicken. Which should finally answer the age-old question: “911 — what’s your emergency?” –Seth Meyers
In an interview today, President Trump said that he's been too busy to buy first lady Melania Trump a birthday gift. Oh please, I mean it wouldn't take that long. I'm sure the only gift she wants is an open White House door, and a 10-minute head start. --Seth Meyers
According to a new study, people with several plants around their homes often live longer. Willie Nelson was like, “Oh hell yeah!” –Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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