God loves us and wants us to be happy (Don't play with Super Glue)

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

–Benjamin Franklin

"Whenever I see George W. Bush giving a speech, I always feel

that somewhere there is a comedy club with an empty stage."

--Jimmy Dore

“I want to make sure Ukraine has enough tanks before I get my colonoscopy.” –Kurt Metzger 1/26/2023

"What the government wants is control. What the corporate world wants is money. What both of them want is power. What neither of them care about is you." --Russell Brand

"I drink too much. I gave the doctor a urine sample and there was an olive in it."--Rodney Dangerfield

Why do dogs race to the door when you when the doorbell rings? It’s almost never for them. --Norm Macdonald

"My sister has multiple personalities. She called me the other day and my caller ID exploded."--Zach Galifianakis

A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman. --Wallace Stevens

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”