“Joe Biden is so old his face could be on money while he is still in office.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“I wonder what Tucker Carlson did on his first morning without his prime-time show. Did he wake up and scream a lot of stuff into a bowl of oatmeal?” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Donald Trump has a new book, which includes letters from various celebrities, many of them thanking him for campaign donations in the past. It’s like he just showed up at a publisher’s office and dumped a bunch of envelopes on their desk. In an interview with Newsmax, Trump claimed the book, which is being sold for $99.99 each, includes ‘beautiful’ letters from such figures as Rosie O’Donnell, Hillary Clinton and others. ‘I think people are going to learn a lot from this book’, he said. Right, it will probably be taught in Florida schools.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“President Biden announced today that he will run for a second term and said, ‘Let’s finish the job.’ Yeah, good idea. It would be nice to have a country where a guy could safely retire before he’s 86.” —Seth Meyers
“Can you imagine if it’s Biden versus Trump again? That’s like going into a diner, and the only things on the menu are 2-day-old egg salad and Donald Trump. I guess I’ll take my chances with the egg salad.” —Seth Meyers
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