Tom Cruise & James Corden Join 'The Lion King' Cast

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

he winked so hard he got a black eye (From Russia with Love)

Security researchers have reportedly discovered that recently indicted former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort used “bond007” as one of his computer passwords. He also signed his checks “From Russia with Love.” –Seth Meyers

In an interview with The New York Times, President Trump repeated the claim that he is not under investigation. And then he winked so hard he got a black eye. –Seth Meyers

Trump and his Republican buddies are still trying to do anything. So far, nothing. The latest chop at the t-ball is tax reform. Today, they announced a $1.5 trillion overhaul of the tax code, with major tax cuts to corporations and the rich. This is the biggest story! Or it would be, if we hadn’t just heard that Beyoncé will be starring in the new “Lion King”! –Stephen Colbert

     

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an awkward moment when Bush called Simba his favorite African leader (It starts with mom)

"Everybody is trying to find out more about Sarah Palin. Everybody is trying to find out who she is. This is the latest. This week, true story, someone was able to hack into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! email account because she hadn't taken the proper security measures. Yeah. So, folks, it's official. No one in the Palin family uses protection. This is a problem. It starts with mom." --Conan O'Brien

"John McCain's wife, Cindy, is angry. She lashed out at the ladies of 'The View' after the McCains appeared on the show. The McCains were on the show and then Cindy McCain is mad now. In response, Barbara Walters said, 'She's just mad because I dated her husband during the Civil War.'" --Conan O'Brien



"President Bush is keeping busy. Yesterday in Washington, President Bush met with the cast of the Broadway musical, 'The Lion King.' This country is going down the toilet and he's meeting with them. No, he did. He met with the cast of 'The Lion King,' yeah. Yeah, there was an awkward moment when Bush called Simba his favorite African leader." --Conan O'Brien



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JOKES: Bush said the leader he's most looking forward to meeting - the Lion King

"And President Bush is now in Africa, where he's meeting with several of Africa's top leaders. See, again, I don't think President Bush is that familiar with Africa. Like, today, he said the leader he's most looking forward to meeting - the Lion King." --Jay Leno

"And the Pentagon is now planning to shoot down a broken satellite that's falling to Earth. The satellite is the size of a school bus, and they want to blow it up before it hits us. Yeah. In fact the actual plan, they're going to have Roger Clemens throw a second school bus at it." --Jay Leno

"As you know, HGH is not illegal, but Congress is deeply opposed to human growth hormones because they remember what it did to Janet Reno." --Jay Leno

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