He could just find a never-ending supply of quarters behind your ear (fancy cups)

April 2023

“On Tuesday, President Biden announced he will run for re-election, he isn’t exactly running — he is more accurately stair lifting for re-election.” —Desi Lydic

“If Joe Biden does win, he would be 86 years old when he reaches the end of his second term, hopefully, which is one reason why 70 percent of Americans don’t think he should run again. And to be fair, 86 is old — not just for president, but for any job. If my Lyft driver rolled up and was 86 years old, I’d be like, ‘Do you need help getting home?’” —Desi Lydic

“But I don’t know, maybe it would be good to have an old man president. If the economy collapses, he could just find a never-ending supply of quarters behind your ear.” —Desi Lydic

“Looking deeper into Fox News’s shock firing of Tucker Carlson. The network reportedly informed the anchor of his exit only 10 minutes before they announced it publicly, which is so cold. I mean, that’s barely enough time to pack up all his Nazi memorabilia. Not to mention, he was Fox’s most popular anchor, and they still fired him. That’d be like if MSNBC fired … well … imagine there was a show people watched on MSNBC. It would be like firing them!” —Desi Lydic

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”