As people keep telling me, I have the right to remain silent (Even C-SPAN2 was like, ‘Pass.’)

April 2023

“Well, guys, this is nice. Earlier tonight, the Biden’s hosted the president of South Korea and his wife for a state dinner at the White House. The state dinner was fun. The South Korean president was nodding off because of the jet lag, and Biden was nodding off because it was 6:00 p.m. and that's late, late.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, I read that Trump is threatening to skip the Republican presidential debates. Trump was like, [ As Trump ] ‘As people keep telling me, I have the right to remain silent.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“A Republican debate without Trump? Even C-SPAN2 was like, ‘Pass.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Hey, guys, did you see this? Beats is launching new transparent earbuds. Here's my advice. If you drop one, move on with your life. You’re not gonna find it.” —Jimmy Fallon

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