He was just binge watching Game of Thrones (Until chapter three, when Maury Povich shows up)

Yesterday, Donald Trump repeated his false assertion that America’s murder rate is the highest it’s been in 47 years. Then someone pointed out to Trump that he was just binge watching “Game of Thrones.” –Conan O’Brien

J.K. Rowling will publish another Harry Potter book this summer and in this one, Harry is a father. Until chapter three, when Maury Povich shows up. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Until chapter three, when Maury Povich shows up (Trump’s worst nightmare)

Amy Klobachar calls herself Trump’s worst nightmare. Actually Trump’s worst nightmare is a Mexican guy forcing him to eat a salad. --Conan O’Brien

J.K. Rowling will publish another Harry Potter book this summer and in this one, Harry is a father. Until chapter three, when Maury Povich shows up. –Conan O’Brien

"Jeb Bush admitted that he smoked a notable amount of pot in school. He said, 'You would too if your parents had named you 'Jeb.'" –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

it’s never a good sign when the moral high ground in a room is held by the people of TMZ (separate apology)

Kanye West is under fire for an interview with TMZ where he described slavery as "a choice." You know, it’s never a good sign when the moral high ground in a room is held by the people of TMZ. --Conan O’Brien

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling apologized for killing the character Dobby the House Elf in Book 7. Then she issued a separate apology to people who’ve just finished reading Book 6. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Or as Trump calls that, “his worst nightmare.”

Bernie Sanders won on the Democratic side in the Wisconsin primary. Sanders' Wisconsin supporters celebrated by drinking Old Milwaukee, or as Bernie calls it, "Young Milwaukee." –Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump suffered a big loss yesterday in Wisconsin to Ted Cruz. Or as Trump put it, "I hit a wall. A big wall. And I'm going to have to pay for it." –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Rob Kardashian just got engaged to model Blac Chyna. Yeah, “Blac Chyna.” Or as Trump calls that, “his worst nightmare.” –Jimmy Fallon

The chair that J.K. Rowling sat in while she wrote the first two Harry Potter books went up for auction today. So if your kid is a big Harry Potter fan, this would be the perfect gift to disappoint them. “It’s the chair where a lady sat when she wrote them! Go ahead! Sit in it!” –Jimmy Fallon

It could be worse!

Today is Ash Wednesday — that’s the first day of Lent when most Catholics give something up. It seems like Catholics in the U.S. decided to give up Marco Rubio. –Conan O’Brien

J.K. Rowling will publish another Harry Potter book this summer and in this one, Harry is a father. Until chapter three, when Maury Povich shows up. –Conan O’Brien

Bernie Sanders is the first Jewish person ever to win a presidential primary. Which is why he celebrated his victory by telling the crowd, "It could be worse!" –Conan O’Brien