Donald
Trump made a surprise trip to Mexico for a meeting with the country’s
president, Enrique Peña Nieto. Or as Trump put it, “Nice to meet you, Eric
Piñata.” –Jimmy Fallon
A
reporter went through Hillary Clinton’s schedule while she was secretary of
state and found that she and Bill were often away from each other, and sometimes
even on different continents. When asked why they didn’t try to coordinate
their schedules, Hillary said, “Oh, we did.” –Jimmy Fallon
Chris
Christie just vetoed a proposal to boost New Jersey’s minimum wage to $15 an
hour. Then fast food workers said, “After all we've done for you?” –Jimmy
Fallon
