"President Vicente
Fox of Mexico is on an official visit to the United States. Fox has only been
in the U.S. for three days, and he's already got a job and a Social Security
number." --Conan O'Brien
"Saddam Hussein's
former adviser, Tariq Aziz, testified at Saddam's trial while wearing pajamas.
Aziz said he was confused and thought he was testifying at the Michael Jackson
trial." --Conan O'Brien
"First Lady Laura
Bush flew from Washington to New York and instead of flying Air Force One, she
took the Delta Shuttle. The first lady said she did this because unlike Air
Force One, commercial airlines are cheaper, they waste less gas, and she
doesn't get stuck sitting next to a dumb guy." --Conan O'Brien
