Top Ten Things a Candidate Shouldn't Say During a Presidential Debate (Senior citizens can bite my a**)

 David Letterman's "Top Ten Things a Candidate Shouldn't Say During a Presidential Debate" 

10. Yeah, I killed a guy 

9. 50 states? When did Puerto Rico get in? 

8. Can you repeat the question? I was thinking about cookies 

7. If elected, my cabinet will feature at least three Kardashians 

6. I don't know a damn thing about the economy, but I do know this: Chaz Bono dances like an angel 

5. Can anyone beat Angry Birds, Level 16? I can't kill the pig with the mustache 

4. It's-a-not-so bad, it's-a nice-a place — Ah, shaddup you face 

3. Hey, Republican spelled backwards is 'Nacilbuper' 

2. As my good friend Osama bin Laden once said . . .' 

1. Senior citizens can bite my a**

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"I like Mitt. Listen to this. He has alienated the young people, alienated the old people, alienated women, alienated minorities, alienated gays. I'm telling you, this takes talent." –David Letterman



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