He was able to pick up the sexist vote but he didn’t do as well among racists (Eh, next)

November 2020

“Joe Biden definitely did better than Hillary Clinton. He was able to pick up the sexist vote but he didn’t do as well among racists, so… .” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Very early this morning, Biden spoke to a drive-in crowd in Wilmington, Delaware, and he told us that we need patience. But I’m not sure it’s one of America’s strengths. I mean, if a TikTok isn’t fun in the first three seconds we’re like, ‘Eh, next.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“We just have to be patient in a country that literally invented the Domino’s tracker so we know exactly when our pizza will arrive.” —Jimmy Fallon

“One good thing about the pandemic: We’re now used to waiting a few days for results.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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