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Tuesday, October 6, 2020

the guest of honor is Covid-19 (you did that [expletive] to yourself)


October 2011

“Turns out while you’ve spent the last seven months hugging your grandma through a giant condom, while Trump and his friends are having no-mask cocktail receptions indoors where the guest of honor is Covid-19.” —Trevor Noah


“At least 30 people in Trump’s circle have tested positive for the virus since last week, including aide Hope Hicks, adviser Kellyanne Conway, and personal assistant Nick Luna. It’s almost as if the writers of 2020 didn’t know how to wrap the story up so then they were like ‘uh, and then they all get coronavirus, the end.’” —Trevor Noah


“Now look, I know some people are saying this was karma catching up to Trump, but guys, a massive outbreak at the White House is not karma, it’s consequences, all right? It’s not karma to get hit by lightning when you’re standing on the roof of a skyscraper holding a metal rod while there’s lightning. The universe didn’t do that [expletive] to you — you did that [expletive] to yourself.” —Trevor Noah


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