Wrigley Field is covered in victory vomit! (You earned it)

The Cubs won the World Series! The curse is lifted. For the first time in a century, Wrigley Field is covered in victory vomit. –Stephen Colbert

Congratulations, Chicago. [whispering] I’m sure you just woke up, so shhh. Lay your head back down on that half-chewed Italian beef and snuggle up to the goat you brought home. You earned it. –Stephen Colbert

Last night was a storybook extra-innings World Series classic — a lead-off home run, big leads swept away in seconds, rolling out tarps in the bottom of the ninth, five hours of grown men chewing and spitting! Between the rain delay and the gallons of saliva, Joe Madden had to go out to the mound in water wings. –Stephen Colbert