Thursday, March 1, 2012

The only one that's entirely financed by moonshine

“Ron Paul announced earlier today his campaign is the only one that's entirely financed by moonshine.” –David Letterman

“Today is the 100th anniversary of the Oreo cookie. For New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, it's a holy day.” –David Letterman

Mitt Romney accused the other GOP candidates of pandering to voters to get support. Romney was like, ‘I would never pander to voters. I mean, unless you guys want me to.’” –Jimmy Fallon

John Hulse painting

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