Man, you really like Tide (Hey, you got a lot of cranium accessories)

I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn't have one so I got a cake. --Mitch Hedberg

I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. “Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we have to keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide.” --Mitch Hedberg

I was at a bar, I was minding my own business and a guy bumped into me. Which is cool but he didn't apologize. He said move, I thought that was rude so I said go to hell then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, a pair of sunglasses, his hair was in a ponytail, and he was wearing a hat. He said, “Hey you got a lot of nerve.” I said, “Hey, you got a lot of cranium accessories.” --Mitch Hedberg

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore and Tucker Carlson: Charlie Kirk’s Murder, Thomas Massie & Finding God Through the Propaganda Hellscape

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore: Ex-Seal Team 6 Member CALLS BULLSH*T On Charlie Kirk Assassination Narrative!

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Candace Owens: They’re LYING About Tyler Robinson & Charlie Kirk

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I've got to say, the book was way better than the presidency (Please remember this)

Carrie Fisher claims in her upcoming book that she had an affair with Harrison Ford on the set of “Star Wars.” And Jabba the Hutt was like, “You said you don’t date co-workers. What’s the deal?” –Jimmy Fallon

"I finally read former President Bush's memoir, and I've got to say, the book was way better than the presidency." –Jimmy Fallon

"Dick Cheney attended the ceremony. It's fitting for Cheney to be at the library. He spent eight years telling Bush to be quiet." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

a ladies man with commitment issues (Ham of the Month subscription)

Meanwhile, on CNN, Montel Williams called Charlie Kirk's murder suspect a love torn child who was in his first relationship. He then described Ted Bundy as a ladies man with commitment issues. —Greg Gutfeld

While some say it's an attack on free speech, others believe it's an excuse to unload Jimmy Kimmel due to his poor ratings and the cost to keep him on. So ABC had to make a tough call. It was either him or Joy Behar's Ham of the Month subscription. It adds up. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's amazing how mature and civil conservatives are (See? We ARE athletes)

A new report just came out that says President Trump made $598 million in income last year. It sounds like a lot, but after taxes ... it was still $598 million. –Jimmy Fallon

Today, officials from 22 states demanded that Trump stop separating immigrant families. Yep, 22 states. When Trump heard that, he was like, "Crap, that's every state." --Jimmy Fallon

The American Medical Association says that cheerleading should be classified as a sport because of the skill and training that goes into it. Then LeBron's teammates said, “See? We ARE athletes.”--Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”