Today marks the start of the third week of the war in Iran, which is weird because someone told me that we already won it on the first day. Usually when a team wins, they don't then stay on the field for three more weeks. It kind of seems like the main thing we've done so far is get rid of an 86-year-old Ayatollah Khamenei and replace him with a 56-year-old Ayatollah Khamenei. You know, a younger, crazier bad guy hell-bent on revenge. We did it. Also, is it weird that I'm kind of jealous that Iran now has a leader under 80 years old? God, remember how much better our country was doing when we had a young Muslim leader? —Colin Jost
Taco Bell has announced new additions to their menu, including Diablo Dusted Chicken Nuggets and Mountain Dew Baja Midnight Pie… in keeping with their new slogan, Taco Bell: Death to America. —Colin Jost
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