Operation Chillax, Bruh (5 second rule)

“Now, when asked about Donald Trump's hair, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said, ‘Lighting is everything.’ And she’s right. For instance, when you shine a light on the Epstein files, her boss’s name magically disappears.” — Anthony Anderson

“But I don’t think this was the lighting. Because I looked it up, and this is real. Trump’s new hairdo looks exactly like the $15 Trump wig you can buy on Amazon: Donald Trump wig for adults and kids, one size fits most.’ I have to say this, though: Kids, if you show up to my door in that wig on Halloween, you ain’t getting [expletive].” — Anthony Anderson

“Of course, the war in Iran continues to dominate the news and Trump has now backed off his threats to launch more strikes. He says that his new approach is, ‘low-keying it.’ Yeah, that’s right. We’ve gone from ‘Operation Epic Fury’ to ‘Operation Chillax, Bruh.’” — Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”