Is that pie? (feeling fresh before a hijacking)

Dallas Fort Worth International Airport will install Islamic foot washes inside their restrooms. It's all part of a bigger plan to make al-Qaeda members feel fresh before a hijacking. —Greg Gutfeld 

A pervert at Planet Fitness secretly filmed dozens of naked women while they were using the tanning beds. That's fake news. It was Gold's gym and I'm not a pervert. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”