Operation Pig in a Blanket (it was just too many diapers to change/Double-D.C.)

More details came out about President Trump’s covert exit from Air Force One in a catering container last month. The Secret Service named it “Operation Pig in a Blanket.” —Anthony Anderson

“Today, Trump announced that Karoline Leavitt is resigning as White House press secretary. Leavitt has a toddler and a baby and a husband who’s 32 years older than her. So between that and working for Trump, it was just too many diapers to change.” —Anthony Anderson

“We don’t know who the new press secretary will be or which beauty pageant she is the runner-up in. But if you’re interested in the job, send your résumé, head shot and cup size to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, Double-D.C.” —Anthony Anderson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”