I wanted to wait for a good time but there hasn’t been one, so (Don't cling to a mistake...)

“Today, Trump announced that Karoline Leavitt is resigning as White House press secretary. Yeah, apparently, she’s moving on to an easier job, working as the press secretary for Taylor Farms lettuce.” — Jimmy Fallon

President Trump and Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary announced on Wednesday that she would be stepping down from the role to spend more time with her family, including her two young children. Yeah, between the nonstop White House construction and Trump, she wanted to be around something way quieter: a baby. —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, Trump was surprised by Leavitt’s decision. She was like, ‘I wanted to wait for a good time but there hasn’t been one, so.’” — Jimmy Fallon

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