Stand on each side and see who the strait goes to (the authoritarian psychopaths, or the Iranians)

“A day after Trump said the U.S. has the Strait of Hormuz in total control, Iran now says that they are in control of the strait. OK, there’s only one way to settle this: Stand on each side and see who the strait goes to.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Now, at this point, I don’t know who to believe: the authoritarian psychopaths, or the Iranians?” — Anthony Anderson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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