idiocracy23: December 2024

Saturday, December 14, 2024

MLB The Show: Cincinnati Reds vs Chicago Cubs (S5 NLDS G2)

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Trusting Obama Is Worse Than Fearing Trump - Here's Why

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jamarl Thomas: Jill Biden Mocks Kamala Harris To A Laughing Crowd

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Democrats Won't Win Until They Admit Barack Obama Had Horrible Financial Policies

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore with Thomas Frank: Obama’s Three Biggest Failures - Not What You Think

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Hillary's Attacks On Bernie "Churlish & Mean Spirited"-Thomas Frank Interview, pt. 1 (2017)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: Thomas Massie Says Timing of Syria Regime Change is NO COINCIDENCE

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jamarl Thomas: Sloppy Staged CNN Segment Gets Completely Destroyed By Twitter Community Notes

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Will Biden PARDON Hillary Clinton? ‘The View’ Asks Bill Clinton AWKWARD Question

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

DEBATE: Glenn Greenwald vs. Briahna on Luigi Mangione & Daniel Penny

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I’ll pay taxes over my dead body (they're complicit)

“You have to marvel at the pettiness of Donald Trump, who last month had his ex-wife Ivana Trump buried near the first hole of Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, probably for a tax break. The strange burial site would exempt the golf course from New Jersey’s tax code, which does not tax land used as a cemetery. Wow. A lot of people say, ‘I’ll pay taxes over my dead body,’ but Trump means it. Over someone else’s body.” —Trevor Noah

“There was another outrageous supreme court ruling this week: the 6-3 decision in West Virginia v EPA, which limits the Environmental Protection Agency’s power to regulate emissions from fossil fuel-fired power plants. The supreme court ruled that the Environmental Protection Agency does not have the authority to protect the environment…? So what is their job now? Just to look at the environment and be like ‘oh shit’?” —Trevor Noah

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

It’s not about the size of the impeachment, it’s about the friction of the conviction (LeBron should be sponsored by Kingsford lighter fluid)

“The good news for Donald Trump is that he’s only facing two charges. Although in a way, that’s also kinda sad for him, since Nixon had three articles brought against him (he resigned before they were passed), Bill Clinton had four, and Andrew Johnson had 11, which means Trump will have the smallest impeachment of all time. You know that’s going to make him insecure – he’s gonna be like, ‘It’s not about the size of the impeachment, it’s about the friction of the conviction.’” --Trevor Noah

“Yes, LeBron James is getting a lot of heat for not taking a stand against China and their oppression, with people even burning his jersey in Hong Kong. Which, by the way, if the N.B.A. kept statistics of most jerseys burned, I think LeBron would dominate that, too. Yeah, yeah, Hong Kong burned his jersey, Cleveland burned his jersey, Miami burned his jersey. Like, forget Nike: LeBron should be sponsored by Kingsford lighter fluid.” --Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The agent has since been transferred to the Imperial Stormtroopers (Neither side is the answer)

According to a house report on Trump's attempted assassin Ryan Ruth, a secret service agent may have been only five feet away when he fired six times at Ruth and missed him every time. The agent has since been transferred to the Imperial Stormtroopers. —Tom Shillue

New York city mayor Eric Adams met with incoming border czar Tom Holman to discuss the migrant crisis, pressures on infrastructure and challenges for law enforcement, barely leaving them enough time for a romantic Central Park carriage ride. —Tom Shillue

This week Elizabeth Warren said that the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson was wrong but people can only be pushed so far, which is the same thing Jill Biden says when approaching a staircase with her husband. —Tom Shillue

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Friday, December 13, 2024

Jimmy Dore: Bombshell! Video Mashup Reveals Pathetic RussiaGate Coverage

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

CollegeFootball25: Indiana vs Penn State (Rose Bowl)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

You have less holidays than a Medieval peasant (a second carry-on)

The New York Times and CBS released a poll this morning that shows Donald Trump in his strongest position of the primary season. While Jeb Bush remains in the SAME position – fetal. –Seth Meyers

"A flight headed from San Francisco to Phoenix had to make an emergency landing in L.A. today after a passenger gave birth mid-flight. The parents called the birth a miracle while the airline called it a second carry-on." –Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Elsa Leroy - Comment Fais-Tu?

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bill Evans - 1961: Alice In Wonderland (Take 2)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Ella Fitzgerald - It don't mean a thing

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore and Aaron Maté: Another RussiaGate Source Arrested For Lying!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore with Aaron Maté: Hillary Clinton's Lawyer Indicted For RussiaGate Lying

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

That was also the same week Hillary Clinton canceled her subscription and smashed her server with a hammer (Cry harder, losers)

“So it’s the second time Donald Trump has been named Person of the Year by Time magazine. The first coming after his presidential win in 2016. That was also the same week Hillary Clinton canceled her subscription and smashed her server with a hammer.” — Dana Perino

“The editorial board mentioned Trump’s historic comeback, his impact on global politics and how we increased his votes from Blacks, Latinos and people named Biden.” — Dana Perino

“The difference: In 2016, the cover called him ‘President of the divided states of America.’ This year, it’s simply his name, even though there was plenty of room for ‘Cry harder, losers.’” — Dana Perino

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

History is being made! (Big risk to everyone around it)

Time magazine has named President-elect Donald Trump as its person of the year for 2024. Trump is the first man in history to be Time’s person of the year and McDonald’s employee of the month. History is being made! —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump said the honor feels just as exciting as the birth of his child, except he was present for the award.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Assembling a cabinet of regular, blue-collar Americans (getting yelled at by a fake garbageman)

In his first extensive interview since the election Donald Trump claimed he won because he’s in touch with the needs of working people, and he’s following through by assembling a cabinet of regular, blue-collar Americans who understand what it’s like to struggle to make ends meet and – I’m just fucking with you, it’s like a shit-ton of billionaires. —Seth Meyers

Numerous commentators are calling it the wealthiest cabinet in history, with more billionaires and centi-millionaires than any before it – and that’s not counting the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, as Trump’s top outside adviser. I’m not surprised that Donald Trump is picking billionaires. I’m just surprised that if you are a billionaire, you would say yes to spending the next four years getting yelled at by a fake garbageman. All in exchange for a tax break that you’ll never even notice? —Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The veil sheltering you from "reality" is lifting (cavity-searched at the M&M store)

Luigi Mangione, 26, was caught after being recognized at a McDonald’s in Altoona, Pennsylvania, with a hash brown in hand. They caught him brown-handed. It’s so crazy to think that Donald Trump working the french-fry machine was only the second weirdest thing to happen at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania this year. —Jimmy Kimmel

Luigi Mangione has been charged with second-degree murder but is not pleading guilty and is fighting extradition to New York. Well, that makes sense, no one wants to be extradited to New York during the holidays. You’ve got to wait in a two-hour line just to be cavity-searched at the M&M store. —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”