Hey, I'm the one who started both those wars, I should have won the prize (America's last living World War I veteran)

"It's interesting. During his speech, President Obama spoke about the difficulty of accepting a Peace Prize while we're fighting two different wars. And President Bush got really upset. He said, 'Hey, I'm the one who started both those wars, I should have won the prize." –Jay Leno

"This week, America's last living World War I veteran — a man named Frank Buckles, 108 years old — said he would like to see a memorial in Washington, D.C. You know, when he gets back from Afghanistan." –Jay Leno

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