Oh, I was expecting someone else. Sorry. (and he hasn't seen her since)

Finally, this is interesting. Denmark is building a 43-mile-long fence along its border with Germany to keep out wild pigs. And just to mess with Trump, Mexico agreed to pay for it. --Jimmy Fallon

An Australian company has developed a new pair of smart yoga pants that vibrate when you hold a yoga pose correctly. One man got a pair for his wife, and he hasn't seen her since. –Jimmy Fallon

Arnold Schwarzenegger met Pope Francis at the Vatican today. When the Pope heard it was the guy that said, “I’ll be back,” he said, “Oh, I was expecting someone else. Sorry.” –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

She needs money so badly she’s now co-starring in the next Nicolas Cage movie (Hey man, that’s the key to every party)

Chase bank ATMs are getting a new feature that will allow

customers to withdraw cash without using a card. The feature

is called "a crowbar." –Conan O’Brien

An analyst for Time magazine says the key to the survival of the Republican Party is bringing in young women. When told this, Bill Clinton said, "Hey man, that’s the key to every party." –Conan O’Brien

"The royal family has reportedly burned through its money and is now strapped for cash. In fact, Queen Elizabeth needs money so badly she’s now co-starring in the next Nicolas Cage movie." –Conan O’Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

MLB The Show: Arizona Diamondbacks (S16 G 61-70)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jerry Lee Lewis - What I'd Say Part 1-2 (1966)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

RFK Jr. ASKED AGAIN About Being Trump’s VP, Biden Swing State Poll Numbers SINK LOWER

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Mac Rebennac (Dr. John) - Storm Warning (1959)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Biden To Launch War On Iran!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: “I’m Down With Trump Now!” – Snoop Dogg

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Four out of five citizens love democracy! (the spectrum)

Yesterday, Donald Trump threatened to send federal troops to Chicago. The weird part is, not the city, the band Chicago. –Conan O’Brien

Today, Leonardo DiCaprio met with Pope Francis. In terms of number of sexual partners, those two are known as "the spectrum" –Conan O’Brien

Ted Cruz has been joined on the campaign trail by former candidate Gov. Rick Perry. So in other words, Ted Cruz is the No. 1 choice of the guy who was nobody’s choice. –Conan O’Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Fred Neil - The Sky is Falling (Live, 1963)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Joy-Ann Reid EXPOSED In Hot Mic Moment!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bob Dylan - Going Going Gone (Mobile, AL 4.29.76)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Glenn Greenwald: Mask-Off: Pelosi Accuses Anti-Israel Protesters of Kremlin Ties

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

You know, I’m starting to feel like he might be making some of this stuff up (I love you, dog)

The same people who believe Joe Biden has dementia and needs Kamala Harris to feed him butterscotch tapioca every night also believe that he has somehow planned and executed a diabolically brilliant scheme to fix the N.F.L. playoffs so the biggest pop star in the world can pop up on the Jumbotron during the Super Bowl in between a Kia and a Tostitos commercial to hypnotize her 11-year-old fans into voting for Joe Biden. I mean, it makes sense. It makes total sense. These people — these people think football is fake and wrestling is real. — Jimmy Kimmel

“I saw that Donald Trump just took credit for the record-high stock market under Biden. Trump was like, ‘If I had not not lost the election, this never would have happened.’ Even crazier, Trump said, ‘Eric and Don Jr.? That’s all Biden’s fault.’ Chaos in the Middle East? Biden’s fault. Booming economy? All Donald Trump, three years after he left office! It’s incredible. You know, I’m starting to feel like he might be making some of this stuff up.” — Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I don’t think you’re going to get progressive action on marijuana from someone who definitely still calls it reefer (we put cheese in the crust)

There is another round of dysfunction in Congress over immigration at the southern border. No matter what your views are on immigration, there’s no denying there’s been a border crisis for decades, and recently it’s gotten even more serious. In December, border crossings through Mexico reached nearly 10,000 people a day, more than four times the average level in the 2010s. Who could blame migrants for wanting to come here for a better life? I mean they know our motto, E Pluribus Unum, which translates as ‘we put cheese in the crust.’ —Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand called on Biden to decriminalize marijuana at the federal level, though I don’t think you’re going to get progressive action on marijuana from someone who definitely still calls it reefer. —Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

ratings are going to be higher than Snoop Dogg at a Willie Nelson concert (not-too-Swifties)

“There are so many questions about this Super Bowl: can the 49ers contain Patrick Mahomes? Can the Chiefs stop Christian McCaffrey? And the one that most people care about: can Taylor Swift make it there because she has a concert in Japan the day before?! Between the Super Bowl and Swift, he added, ratings are going to be higher than Snoop Dogg at a Willie Nelson concert.” —Jimmy Fallon

Supporters of former President Donald Trump are spreading conspiracy theories about the Super Bowl, Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs and his girlfriend, Taylor Swift. Even this clown who ran for president, Vivek Ramaswamy, added his nut voice to the chorus of cuckoos. He pointed to the former G.O.P. candidate’s suggestion that Kelce and Swift were “an artificially culturally propped-up couple” and that the Super Bowl would be rigged, all to get President Biden re-elected. And it’s not just on Twitter — this nonsense is now everywhere your angry grandpa goes, I’m calling the conspiracy theorists, the “not-too-Swifties.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Bob Dylan Maggie's Farm (Hard Rain '76)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Beatles Across The Universe (Glyn Johns Mix 1970)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Draft Dodger Rag - Smothers Brothers and George Segal

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Walter Beasley & Sylvester Weaver - Georgia Skin (1928)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Fred Neil - Linin' Track/Grizzly Bear (Live, 1963)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Rolling Stones - Shine a Light (1972) [In Memory of Charlie Watts]

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Link Wray - It's All Over Now Baby Blue (1979) [Bob Dylan Cover]

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Gregg Allman - Rain (1985, demo) [Beatles cover]

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Guitar Nubbit - Georgia Chain Gang (1962)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Resurrection Ertugrul Season 1 Episode 63

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Norm Finkelstein, Mouin Rabbani EXPOSE Biden Genocide Complicity

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

When home improvement goes wrong (The only catch is that Goofy gets to watch)

A new report shows that since the abortion ban took effect in Texas, the number of teenagers in the state giving birth rose for the first time in fifteen years, which is terrible news for Texas but great news for my new store Michael Che’s Maternity Prom Dresses. —Michael Che

It’s been rumored that Disney World has plans to install a maternity ward inside the magic kingdom so guests can give birth at the park. The only catch is that Goofy gets to watch. —Michael Che

There’s a growing interest in Man Camps where men try to reclaim their masculinity by attending military style boot camps and being berated by drill instructors. But then at night, big gay orgy. —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Which to be fair is the only way Planet Fitness lets you cancel your membership (multiple vibration settings)

A man in California was arrested after he went to a Planet Fitness, took off his clothes and threatened people with a knife. Which to be fair is the only way Planet Fitness lets you cancel your membership. —Colin Jost

A 99 year old woman in Canada broke three swimming records for her class in one day until finally, someone noticed she had fallen in. —Colin Jost

After the New Hampshire primary, Nikki Haley attacked Donald Trump and called out his, quote, ‘senior moments’, which made Trump so angry, he almost ripped off the safety rails on his toilet. —Michael Che

President Biden is planning to send the director of the CIA to broker a deal between Israel and Hamas, because no one eases tensions in the Middle East quite like the CIA. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the courtroom sketch artist made him look like that lady who got her face ripped off by a monkey (the evils of capitalism)

The jury in his defamation case has ordered Donald Trump to pay writer E. Jean Carroll $83.3 million. That’s how unlikeable he is. For perspective, O.J. Simpson had to pay $33 million for a double murder. —Colin Jost

This trial must have driven Trump crazy. The judge kept telling him to shut up, the jury made him pay three times what the victim asked for, even the courtroom sketch artist made him look like that lady who got her face ripped off by a monkey. —Colin Jost

Spirit Airlines shares have fallen 58% after a federal judge blocked a merger with JetBlue. So now the only way Spirit and JetBlue will merge is midair. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Due Dissidence: Michigan Arab Leaders REJECT Biden Campaign Visit

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Please Don't Destroy - Roast - SNL

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Hillary Approved Phony Trump-Russia Hoax Says Campaign Manager

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I regret nothing (Well, congrats on the payday, Eric.)

There is speculation over whether Taylor Swift would attend the Super Bowl now that her beau Travis Kelce will be playing for the Kansas City Chiefs, who take on the San Francisco 49ers in Las Vegas in two weeks. The whole thing has been great for the NFL and for dads who struggle to bond with their teenage daughters. Swift mania has fully taken over the NFL, he noted, as American Airlines announced it would rename the flight from Kansas City to Las Vegas for the game to AA1989, in honor of Swift’s album and also the last year they checked the bolts on that plane. — Stephen Colbert

It’s still unclear whether the pop star will be able to attend the game, as she is scheduled to perform a concert in Tokyo the day before. It’s just too stressful! Why can’t she just do a concert closer, like Paris or Venice or New York? They’re all there, in Vegas. Of course, I hope Taylor makes it, because I really want to watch the Apple Music Super Bowl Half-time Show starring Shaky Footage of Taylor Swift Cheering in a Skybox, featuring Usher. — Stephen Colbert

In other news, a New York jury ordered Donald Trump to pay a whopping $83.3m to E Jean Carroll for defamation. The former columnist promised to ‘give the money to something Donald Trump hates’. Well, congrats on the payday, Eric.  — Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Wow, a minute longer than I expected (she's worried if she quits she’ll be humiliated or, worse...)

Former President Donald Trump has been spending primary season balancing campaign events with court appearances. Trump testified as part of a defamation trial against him earlier in the day, where he defied the judge’s orders to answer questions with a “yes” or “no.” Which is fitting, because the whole trial is the result of Trump disregarding everything after ‘no.’ — Stephen Colbert

“He only lasted about three minutes. Then Stormy Daniels was, like, ‘Wow, a minute longer than I expected.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“Well, guys, as mentioned, Nikki Haley is refusing to drop out of the race, and Trump is still furious about it. Yep, Haley’s worried if she quits she’ll be humiliated or, worse, Trump’s V.P.” — Jimmy Fallon

“In a post on Truth Social, former President Trump said that anyone who donates to Nikki Haley’s campaign will be permanently barred from the MAGA camp. Wow, what does ‘barred from the MAGA camp’ even mean? Like, what, you’re not invited to the next insurrection?” — Jimmy Kimmel

“If you’re wondering what MAGA camp is, it’s like Boy Scout camp, except the badges are for things like tax evasion, election fraud, lying about your golf score.” — Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”