I mean, what kind of maniac pretends they won when they really lost? (not cool, Nikki)

Former President Donald Trump won the New Hampshire Republican primary on Tuesday, taking 54.3 percent of the vote to Nikki Haley’s 43.3 percent. He beat Nikki Haley by double digits. He’s also leading Nikki Haley by double digits in felony charges, 91 to zero. — Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump cruised to victory, and just like most cruises, half the people partied while the other half felt really sick.” — Jimmy Fallon

“But Nikki Haley has no plans to stop; she will not drop out. Last night, she told supporters that the race is far from over, she still has literally dozens of states to lose.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump was visibly upset Nikki Haley gave a speech as if she won. He reportedly spent the night seething about it, and I don’t blame him. Pretending you won when you actually lost, it’s his thing; not cool, Nikki.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“[imitating Trump] How dare she act like she won when she lost? I mean, what kind of maniac pretends they won when they really lost?” —Stephen Colbert

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