November 2021
“The Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers tested positive for Covid this week, which means he’ll sit out Sunday’s game against the Kansas City Chiefs or as the next five State Farm commercials.” —Stephen Colbert
“He’ll be watching it from ‘Mahome.’” — Jimmy Kimmel, referencing Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes
“I find it egregious that Rodgers had vaguely referred to himself as ‘immunized,’ leading some to believe he’d been vaccinated. Instead, according to a report, he received homeopathic treatment. I’m no expert, but I’m guessing it’s a lot easier to just play football with a shot in your arm than a jade egg stuck where the sun don’t shine. Then again, they are called the Packers.” —Stephen Colbert
“That’s not the only confusing statement that Rodgers has made about his vaccine status. For example, in one press conference he said, ‘I’d like to think of myself as vaccine-adjacent.’ In another press conference he said, ‘In a spiritual sense, are any of us truly vaccinated?’ And finally, he cleared things up by saying, ‘I didn’t not, not, not not, not get the shot. Not.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“That’s really vague. He better not talk that way in the huddle.” —Stephen Colbert
“Honestly, the only thing worse than not getting vaccinated when you’re in close contact with other people is letting them think you’re vaccinated when you’re not. It’s basically the Covid equivalent of ‘The condom fell off.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
