When home improvement goes wrong (The only catch is that Goofy gets to watch)

A new report shows that since the abortion ban took effect in Texas, the number of teenagers in the state giving birth rose for the first time in fifteen years, which is terrible news for Texas but great news for my new store Michael Che’s Maternity Prom Dresses. —Michael Che

It’s been rumored that Disney World has plans to install a maternity ward inside the magic kingdom so guests can give birth at the park. The only catch is that Goofy gets to watch. —Michael Che

There’s a growing interest in Man Camps where men try to reclaim their masculinity by attending military style boot camps and being berated by drill instructors. But then at night, big gay orgy. —Michael Che

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