NHL: Florida Panthers vs Edmonton Oilers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

He's already landed the lead in the reboot of The Walking Dead (they're complicit)

Congratulations to Joe Biden who signed with the Hollywood Powerhouse agency CAA. He's already landed the lead in the reboot of The Walking Dead. Meanwhile Kamala Harris just signed a deal to get her old job back at McDonald’s. —Greg Gutfeld 

Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum made a deal with Trump to pause tariffs and put 10,000 Mexican troops on the border. And the best part is they all fit in one car. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The Walking Dead: Dead City Full Episode

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Walking Dead But Not Due to Preexisting Conditions (Closed due to it sucking)

November 2013

"The Obama administration asks Hollywood to work positive mentions of ObamaCare into its TV shows and movies. So AMCs new zombie drama is titled: The Walking Dead But Not Due to Preexisting Conditions." –Conan O'Brien

"President Obama met the Stanley Cup champion Chicago Blackhawks. Obama was excited to tell the hockey players that ObamaCare includes dental." –Conan O'Brien

"The ObamaCare website won't be accessible at night due to maintenance. And it won't be accessible during the day due to 'it sucking.'" –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Yeah, gotta go with the Taliban on this one (No wait, that's C-SPAN)

October 2013

"Nobody’s happy about the government shutdown. In fact, the Taliban just issued a statement where they criticized Congress for putting themselves before everyone else. You know things are bad when Americans are saying, 'Yeah, gotta go with the Taliban on this one.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"If you've never seen 'The Walking Dead,' it's basically a bunch of bloodthirsty zombies slowly devouring what's left of America. No wait, that's C-SPAN." –Craig Ferguson

"They passed out the Nobel Prizes. The Nobel Prize for lack of chemistry – that's an interesting category – went to John Boehner and Barack Obama." –David Letterman

"President Obama's approval rating is down to 37 percent. Time to kill bin Laden again." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

What do you take from the man who has nothing? (a part-time job as an extra on The Walking Dead)

October 2013

"They said today that the government shutdown will not interfere with NASA's next mission to Mars. Isn't that ironic? We can go to Mars but we can't go to the Statue of Liberty." –Jay Leno

"Americans adults scored below the national average on math, reading and problem-solving skills. Do we need a test to know that we're not good at problem-solving. Can't we look at these morons in Washington and the shutdown and figure that out?" –Jay Leno

"What the difference between the government and Motel 6? Motel 6 can afford to keep the lights on." –Jay Leno

"This shutdown is so bad, Harry Reid was forced to take a part-time job as an extra on The Walking Dead." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You know their motto: ‘Don’t let ’em take your keys, bro!’ (The Mil-walking Dead)

“In Wisconsin, meanwhile, bars in Milwaukee and elsewhere filled up after Gov. Tony Evers’s stay-at-home order was struck down. To prevent rising infection rates, Evers had closed up Wisconsin until the end of May — or at least, he tried to do that, because last night, the Wisconsin Supreme Court struck down the governor’s stay-at-home order. No! Staying closed is the only way to keep Wisconsin safe! It’s already too close to Michigan’s mitten. We have no idea where that thing’s been!” —Stephen Colbert

“Terrific, a new season of ‘The Mil-walking Dead.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Now, within minutes of the decision, the Tavern League of Wisconsin posted to its Facebook page, ‘Open immediately!’ Fair enough. I guess we should not expect too much common sense from the Tavern League of Wisconsin. You know their motto: ‘Don’t let ’em take your keys, bro!’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

PS4: Madden 17 Colts vs Texans

I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.

The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for

children with learning
disabilities.

The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.

In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.

More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles

LG         Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior

C         Charles Bukowski,
poet

RG         God

RT         John Lennon,
musician The Beatles

More Colts players include

Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,

Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela

even characters from Star
Trek

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,

Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge

Ben Sisko

and fictional characters

Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland

Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause

Also for sentimental
reasons,  fallen friends are on
this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Houston Texans Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB         Tim Tebow

HB         Michael Scofield,
Prison Break, played by Wentworth Miller

HB         Rick Grimes, The
Walking Dead, played by Andrew Lincoln

HB         Tyler Durden, Fight
Club, played by Brad Pitt

FB         Jay Pritchett,
Modern Family, played by Ed O’Neil

WR         Dave Looper, RIP

WR         Watty Watts, Love
and a .45, played by Gil Bellows

WR         Chuck Berry,
musician

WR         Lando Calrissian,
Star Wars played by Billy Dee Williams

WR         Salem Poor, American
Revolution soldier

WR         Rufus T. Firefly,
Duck Soup played by Groucho Marx

WR         Deandre Hopkins, NFL

TE         Eric Northman, True
Blood played by Alexander Skarsgard

TE         Stephen Colbert,
comedian

TE         Tim Griffin, aka
“Timmy Ballgame”

LG         John Wayne, actor

Defense

LE         Ross Poldark,
Poldark, played by Robin Ellis

LE         John Shaft, Shaft
played by Richard Roundtree

LE         Big Bill Broonzy,
musician

LE         Apollo Creed, Rocky,
played by Carl Weathers

RE         J.J. Watt, NFL

RE         Vincent Vega, Pulp
Fiction, played by John Travolta

DT         Vince Wilfork, NFL

DT         George Foreman, Boxer

DT         Buddy Holly,
musician

LB         Muhammad Ali, Boxer

LB         Crispus Attucks,
American Revolution

LB         Max Brunk, surfing
legend

LB         Jadeveon Clowney,
NFL

LB         Bo Diddley, musician

LB         Will Riker, Star
Trek, played by Jonathan Frakes

LB         Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ

CB         John Lee Hooker,
musician

CB         Sugar Ray Robinson,
Boxer

FS         Augustus Gibbons,
xXx, played by Samuel L. Jackson

FS         Richard Pryor,
comedian

FS         Xander Cage, played
by Vin Diesel

SS         Miles Davis,
musician

SS         Floyd Patterson,
Boxer

SS         Michael Moore,
filmmaker

Special Teams

K         Nigel Gruff, The
Replacements, played by Rhys Ifans

he has the same hair as an extra on The Walking Dead

Donald Trump says that by the 100th day of his presidency the wall on the border of Mexico will be designed, the immigration ban on Muslims will be in place, the four horsemen will be scheduled to appear. He'll get to work chiseling Roosevelt's face on Mount Rushmore and replacing it with his own. –Jimmy Kimmel

We drink on St. Patty's Day for the Irish. We drink on Oktoberfest for the Germans, and we drink on Thanksgiving to forget what we did to Native Americans. –Stephen Colbert

Trump has graciously said that he's willing to consider some of his previous Republican rivals [for vice president], as long as they don't remember any of the things he said about them. So we might be looking at the ticket of "Trump/Liar '16,” "Trump/Low Energy '16,” "Trump/A Face Like That '16,” and "Trump/Lil’ Sweaty Guy '16." All winning tickets. –Stephen Colbert

But there's one candidate who remained standing: Bernie Sanders. Bernie scored a huge upset victory that raised his campaign from the grave. Which explains why he has the same hair as an extra on “The Walking Dead.” –Stephen Colbert

it does seem like he’s had a lot of concussions

Donald Trump told People Magazine that he’s good at sports. Which could be true, because it does seem like he’s had a lot of concussions. –Conan O’Brien

Time Magazine picked their Person of the Year and they chose German Chancellor Angela Merkel over Donald Trump. Trump tweeted that they picked "the person who was ruining Germany." Then Trump said, "Germany hasn’t had a great leader since the 1940s." –Conan O’Brien

Marco Rubio said in a new interview that his favorite show is "The Walking Dead." When asked why, Rubio said, "I’m a senator from Florida — those are my constituents." –Conan O’Brien

United Airlines announced they are bringing back free snacks for the first time since 2008. Unfortunately, the snacks are also from 2008. –Conan O’Brien

They're eating the bodies of the cast of "Game of Thrones."

The cast of "The Walking Dead" is also here. They were in the green room. They're eating the bodies of the cast of "Game of Thrones." –Conan O’Brien

The new "Star Wars" movie was directed by J.J. Abrams. "Star Wars" fans were very excited until they realized that J.J. stands for Jar Jar. –Conan O’Brien