her condition has just been upgraded (the unemployment rate for attractive blondes)

Fun fact, since Fox came into being, the unemployment rate for attractive blondes has dropped to zero. —Greg Gutfeld 

After prison officials botched execution attempts, convicted murderer Christa Pike is now conscious and talking. Doctors say her condition has just been upgraded from brain dead to Jasmine Crockett. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”