“In Wisconsin, meanwhile, bars in Milwaukee and elsewhere filled up after Gov. Tony Evers’s stay-at-home order was struck down. To prevent rising infection rates, Evers had closed up Wisconsin until the end of May — or at least, he tried to do that, because last night, the Wisconsin Supreme Court struck down the governor’s stay-at-home order. No! Staying closed is the only way to keep Wisconsin safe! It’s already too close to Michigan’s mitten. We have no idea where that thing’s been!” —Stephen Colbert
“Terrific, a new season of ‘The Mil-walking Dead.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Now, within minutes of the decision, the Tavern League of Wisconsin posted to its Facebook page, ‘Open immediately!’ Fair enough. I guess we should not expect too much common sense from the Tavern League of Wisconsin. You know their motto: ‘Don’t let ’em take your keys, bro!’” —Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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