Oh, Milwaukee’s the finest city in, I want to say, Indiana (a nightmare world beyond parody)

During a rally on Saturday, former President Donald Trump bragged about passing a cognitive exam before mistakenly referring to his White House doctor, Ronny Jackson, as “Ronny Johnson.” It’s like walking into a glass door after the doctor says you have 20/20 vision.” — Jimmy Fallon

[Imitating Trump] “I love Ronny Johnson. Doc Ronny — Doc Ronny Johnson. He gave me the test, then I went home to my beautiful wife, Malaria.” — Stephen Colbert

“The sad thing is under MAGA law, his name is now Ronny Johnson.” —Jon Stewart

“Just weeks before he heads to the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, he called Milwaukee ‘a horrible city,’ forcing liberals around the country to defend Milwaukee, a city they then had to pretend to have been to: ‘Oh, Milwaukee’s the finest city in, I want to say, Indiana.’” — Jon Stewart

“Trump’s team tried to defend the remarks, saying the former president wasn’t calling the whole city horrible, just crime in the city, with one aide saying, ‘He was directly referring to crime in Milwaukee.’ Now he does have a point. Milwaukee has become so soft on crime that their convention center is hosting a convicted felon.” — Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You know their motto: ‘Don’t let ’em take your keys, bro!’ (The Mil-walking Dead)

“In Wisconsin, meanwhile, bars in Milwaukee and elsewhere filled up after Gov. Tony Evers’s stay-at-home order was struck down. To prevent rising infection rates, Evers had closed up Wisconsin until the end of May — or at least, he tried to do that, because last night, the Wisconsin Supreme Court struck down the governor’s stay-at-home order. No! Staying closed is the only way to keep Wisconsin safe! It’s already too close to Michigan’s mitten. We have no idea where that thing’s been!” —Stephen Colbert

“Terrific, a new season of ‘The Mil-walking Dead.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Now, within minutes of the decision, the Tavern League of Wisconsin posted to its Facebook page, ‘Open immediately!’ Fair enough. I guess we should not expect too much common sense from the Tavern League of Wisconsin. You know their motto: ‘Don’t let ’em take your keys, bro!’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”