Okay, now do a silly one (That's not all it can do)

Tennessee tried and failed to execute a woman on death row after injecting her with lethal drugs twice. Said the woman, "Okay, now do a silly one.” —Colin Jost 

Newly discovered records suggest that, in 1931, Adolf Hitler may have murdered his niece. Okay, that's strike two. —Colin Jost 

Scientists at a lab in Switzerland have developed a robotic hand that can walk on its fingers. "That's not all it can do," said the night janitor. —Colin Jost 

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