The best part about the defense shield he says the Klingons will pay for it (and now will only say it at home)

Sarah Silverman said she regrets using the n-word in her old comedy specials and now will only say it at home. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump has unveiled plans for a Golden Dome missile defense shield that could cost tens of billions of dollars. The best part about the defense shield he says the Klingons will pay for it. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

There is only us against them (I also do accents)

SAG-AFTRA Union reached a tentative deal with studios on Wednesday, allowing Hollywood actors to return to work after 118 days. One member of the actors’ negotiating committee said that there were ‘tears of exhilaration and joy’ in the room after the deal was approved, and it only took them a few takes. It was very realistic. — Jimmy Kimmel

“The Hallmark Channel immediately started shooting all 1,200 of its Christmas movies this morning.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“It is a big night: the S.A.G. strike is over. Which means Hollywood can finally get back to what they do best: turning your children gay.” — Sarah Silverman

“When the actors heard a deal had been reached, they gasped, screamed, laughed, cried, and then were like ‘I also do accents.’” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I think they should be forced to carry this phrase to term (People from Ohio know how to get high)

“In election news, Ohio became the 24th state to legalize cannabis for recreational use. It’s about time. The Wright brothers are from Ohio, Neil Armstrong is from Ohio – people from Ohio know how to get high.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The fact is, abortion limits have become such a losing issue that some conservatives have purportedly decided the problem isn’t pro-life policies but the phrase ‘pro-life.’ They’re looking to rebrand it but, personally, I think they should be forced to carry this phrase to term.” — Sarah Silverman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

pretending you have a shot when you’re polling at 1 percent, well, that’s acting (Ooh, challenge accepted!)

“The debate is at Miami-Dade County Center for the Performing Arts. Yep, for performing arts, because pretending you have a shot when you’re polling at 1 percent, well, that’s acting.” — Jimmy Fallon

“WeWork went from a $47 billion company to bankruptcy. Somewhere out there, Elon Musk is going, ‘Ooh, challenge accepted!’” — Sarah Silverman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

He could absolutely die in his sleep instead (would it be both?)

“Don’t panic — it’s still too early to say Joe Biden will definitely lose the election. He could absolutely die in his sleep instead.” — Sarah Silverman

“You know what, I’m going to be honest: I like a scary poll number — puts a little fire under your tuchus. This is a wake-up call to Joe Biden. I mean, no, really: Joe, wake up!” — Sarah Silverman

“And, by the way, if I had Donald Trump under oath, I wouldn’t be wasting time asking about financial statements. This is my chance to find out the answers to every question I’ve had about him ever. Is there a Melania clone? Is there a pee tape? If you had to do a ‘Sophie’s Choice’ with one of your adult sons, would it be both?” — Sarah Silverman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Protecting this in-between area, this no man’s land. It’s a very sensitive zone. (8mm dilated)

February 2023

“Those balloons, I appreciate how we’re not ruling anything out, but we’re shooting everything down. Is it a kite? Is it aliens? Is it the old man from Up? Who cares! We’ll figure it out when we sift through the wreckage. The three UFOs were detected once the government adjusted the radar settings to be more sensitive, and once they did that, they realized there’s all kinds of shit flying up, all the time, everywhere. It’s like when you start paying attention to what ingredients are in your food and realize like everything has guar gum in it. What’s guar gum? Where was the Space Force? Isn’t dealing with UFOs their thing? They’re in this like weird in-between zone between the sky and space. It’s like the Earth’s taint. Really, what we need is a taint zone to protect this in-between area, this no man’s land. It’s a very sensitive zone.” —Sarah Silverman

“The Super Bowl festivities, included the confirmation that Rihanna is pregnant with her second child minutes after her half-time show. If you’re one of those 19 million people who called in sick to work today – Rihanna last night had a nine-month-old in her dressing room, she was 8mm dilated, and she still managed to get out there and do her job.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore: Sarah Silverman Called Racist for Criticizing Joy-Ann Reid

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Messages from vampires holding press conferences next to a dildo store (His own prostate doesn’t respond that fast)

August 2021

“Rudy Giuliani has joined Cameo, a service that allows fans to pay celebrities to send them video messages. I mean, this guy — this guy, who is a personal lawyer to the president of the United States, and now, he’s basically panhandling in the same place you can get a ‘Happy bat mitzvah’ message from Jamie Farr.” —Seth Meyers

“This may be the saddest part: It says he responds within 10 hours. His own prostate doesn’t respond that fast.” —Sarah Silverman

“That’s right, for the price of parking at Disneyland, you can get a message from the vampire who held a press conference next to a dildo store.” —Sarah Silverman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #6

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats