So the next time he drives into a flag pole (I'll never financially recover from this purchase)

Tiger Woods surrendered his driver’s license for 5 years in a plea deal. So the next time he drives into a flag pole, he may actually be playing golf. —Joe Mackey 

Elon Musk claimed in 10 years we'll have 1 billion robots. Hillary Clinton said we won't need nearly that many if we can teach factory robots to strangle. —Joe Mackey 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The weird thing is everyone else at the Florida prison is there for the exact same reason (ten cents more a day)

Donald Trump insisted he's always had a great relationship with women. He said, "I believe a woman can be anything she wants to be, whether that's Miss USA or Miss Universe. Either one." –Conan O’Brien

A Florida man who accidentally fired a gun in a strip club restroom while trying to take a selfie has been sent to prison. The weird thing is everyone else at the Florida prison is there for the exact same reason. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

1,133 Ways to Make America Great Again and Other Random Thoughts (Poem by John Hulse)

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