pretending you have a shot when you’re polling at 1 percent, well, that’s acting (Ooh, challenge accepted!)

“The debate is at Miami-Dade County Center for the Performing Arts. Yep, for performing arts, because pretending you have a shot when you’re polling at 1 percent, well, that’s acting.” — Jimmy Fallon

“WeWork went from a $47 billion company to bankruptcy. Somewhere out there, Elon Musk is going, ‘Ooh, challenge accepted!’” — Sarah Silverman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

Oh, my God, Trump’s going to win again, isn’t he? (It’s called B.)

In other news, Elon Musk’s brain implant company Neuralink has put out a call for volunteer human test subjects. Well, actually what they said was ‘fresh’ volunteers. I don’t think he should be meddling with something he doesn’t understand, like humans. Now it’s not called the brain any more. It’s called B. —Seth Meyers

“The co-working space company WeWork filed yesterday for bankruptcy. Wait a minute — again? You already went out of business. I watched a whole mini-series about how you went out of business. And you were still in business? Oh, my God, Trump’s going to win again, isn’t he?” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”