There is only us against them (I also do accents)

SAG-AFTRA Union reached a tentative deal with studios on Wednesday, allowing Hollywood actors to return to work after 118 days. One member of the actors’ negotiating committee said that there were ‘tears of exhilaration and joy’ in the room after the deal was approved, and it only took them a few takes. It was very realistic. — Jimmy Kimmel

“The Hallmark Channel immediately started shooting all 1,200 of its Christmas movies this morning.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“It is a big night: the S.A.G. strike is over. Which means Hollywood can finally get back to what they do best: turning your children gay.” — Sarah Silverman

“When the actors heard a deal had been reached, they gasped, screamed, laughed, cried, and then were like ‘I also do accents.’” — Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”