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Friday, August 13, 2021

Messages from vampires holding press conferences next to a dildo store (His own prostate doesn’t respond that fast)


August 2021

Rudy Giuliani has joined Cameo, a service that allows fans to pay celebrities to send them video messages. I mean, this guy — this guy, who is a personal lawyer to the president of the United States, and now, he’s basically panhandling in the same place you can get a ‘Happy bat mitzvah’ message from Jamie Farr.” —Seth Meyers


“This may be the saddest part: It says he responds within 10 hours. His own prostate doesn’t respond that fast.” —Sarah Silverman


“That’s right, for the price of parking at Disneyland, you can get a message from the vampire who held a press conference next to a dildo store.” —Sarah Silverman


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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