Protecting this in-between area, this no man’s land. It’s a very sensitive zone. (8mm dilated)

February 2023

“Those balloons, I appreciate how we’re not ruling anything out, but we’re shooting everything down. Is it a kite? Is it aliens? Is it the old man from Up? Who cares! We’ll figure it out when we sift through the wreckage. The three UFOs were detected once the government adjusted the radar settings to be more sensitive, and once they did that, they realized there’s all kinds of shit flying up, all the time, everywhere. It’s like when you start paying attention to what ingredients are in your food and realize like everything has guar gum in it. What’s guar gum? Where was the Space Force? Isn’t dealing with UFOs their thing? They’re in this like weird in-between zone between the sky and space. It’s like the Earth’s taint. Really, what we need is a taint zone to protect this in-between area, this no man’s land. It’s a very sensitive zone.” —Sarah Silverman

“The Super Bowl festivities, included the confirmation that Rihanna is pregnant with her second child minutes after her half-time show. If you’re one of those 19 million people who called in sick to work today – Rihanna last night had a nine-month-old in her dressing room, she was 8mm dilated, and she still managed to get out there and do her job.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”