the robot dog can lick its own batteries (improving the experience of winning the lottery)

ICE has purchased four $ 1.3 million robot dogs equipped with thermal imaging, hazard detection, and other sensors. Even more, the robot dog can lick its own batteries. —Greg Gutfeld 

New research claims wives are more likely to divorce than husbands after winning the lottery, improving the husband's experience of winning the lottery. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Or as Hunter Biden would call it, Tuesdays (he knew it definitely wasn’t Elton John)

Pete Davidson said that before going to rehab, he would do ketamine, acid, mushrooms, smoke weed, and eat pills. Or as Hunter Biden would call it, Tuesdays. —Tyrus 

Kristi Noem filed for divorce from her husband, citing irreconcilable differences despite the stereotype that men who wear enormous fake boobs go great with women who shoot dogs. —Kennedy 

An adopted 58-year-old man recently learned his biological father is rockstar Michael McDonald. He reportedly always wondered who his dad was, although he knew it definitely wasn’t Elton John. —Kennedy 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Especially if you both want a divorce (Trump is still harboring a grudge)

A new study found being brutally honest with your partner can benefit both of you. Especially if you both want a divorce. —Greg Gutfeld

Elon Musk has apologized to Donald Trump tweeting that he regrets some of his posts and that they went too far. As a token of regret he's offering to impregnate a woman of Trump's choice. Trump is still harboring a grudge because his choice was Rosie O’Donnell. —Greg Gutfeld

A New York man may have earned a world record by playing golf for 36 hours straight. He credits this to hating his wife. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

In a related story, Fox News has finally found its replacement for Bill O’Reilly (Mother of Dragons)

"Today President Obama came out in favor of same-sex marriage. He said he hoped his support would make it easier for gay people to get married and for John Travolta to get a massage." –Conan O'Brien

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has been given a new title, "Chairman of the Workers' Party." This narrowly beat out his second choice, "Mother of Dragons." –Conan O’Brien

Yesterday, Kim Jong Un hurled a series of insults at Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. In a related story, Fox News has finally found its replacement for Bill O’Reilly. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And man, you do not want to hear what they had to say about the Science Channel (Cool Ranch Divorce)

"According to a new study, most men would like women to occasionally pick up the check. The study also found most women would occasionally like to be paid as much as men for doing the same job." –Conan O'Brien

India has outlawed its long, long practice of "instant divorce." However, India will still continue to offer its popular "Cool Ranch Divorce." –Conan O’Brien

At yesterday’s Trump rally, the crowd was chanting "CNN Sucks!" And man, you do not want to hear what they had to say about the Science Channel. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven’t had a lesson since (looking very carefully to the right and to the left)

I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven’t had a lesson since. –Marilyn Monroe, on being asked about her famous wiggle

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. –John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester (1647-80), English poet

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. –Jean Kerr, Mary, Mary, 1960

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Guns and Ammo/Back to School Sale/Cool Ranch Divorce

There's a new beer coming out that contains marijuana. Unfortunately, the inventor cannot for the life of him remember how he made it. –Conan O’Brien

India has outlawed its long, long practice of "instant divorce." However, India will still continue to offer its popular "Cool Ranch Divorce." –Conan O’Brien

     

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