the robot dog can lick its own batteries (improving the experience of winning the lottery)

ICE has purchased four $ 1.3 million robot dogs equipped with thermal imaging, hazard detection, and other sensors. Even more, the robot dog can lick its own batteries. —Greg Gutfeld 

New research claims wives are more likely to divorce than husbands after winning the lottery, improving the husband's experience of winning the lottery. —Greg Gutfeld 

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