I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven’t had a lesson since (looking very carefully to the right and to the left)

I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven’t had a lesson since. –Marilyn Monroe, on being asked about her famous wiggle

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. –John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester (1647-80), English poet

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. –Jean Kerr, Mary, Mary, 1960

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”