So last night former President Biden saw Othello on Broadway starring Denzel Washington. Joe was surprised by the cast saying, “I didn't know Obama was in this.” —Greg Gutfeld
With the the Democratic party struggling, Joe Biden has offered to help rebuild the party. Yeah, wasn't it the party he helped destroy? That's like Al-Qaeda offering to rebuild the Twin Towers. —Greg Gutfeld
"We have a new Congress starting today. The 114th Congress convened today in our nation's capital. I thought Congress got canceled after last season. Their ratings were terrible." –Jimmy Kimmel
Hollywood awards season is in full bloom as nominations for Academy Awards came out today. There are a lot of familiar faces among the nominees. Meryl Streep is nominated for the 21st time. Denzel Washington was nominated for his ninth Oscar and I’m not even sure he was in a movie this year. That’s how good he is. --Jimmy Kimmel
Jeb needed a big win last night but he really disappeared. He finished seventh of eight in total talking time. He was the least-Googled candidate in the debate. The only person who Googled Jeb Bush last night was his mother, Barbara, because even she forgot who he was. –Jimmy Kimmel
Hollywood awards season is in full bloom as nominations for Academy Awards came out today. There are a lot of familiar faces among the nominees. Meryl Streep is nominated for the 21st time. Denzel Washington was nominated for his ninth Oscar and I’m not even sure he was in a movie this year. That’s how good he is. --Jimmy Kimmel
You may know that Trump was supposed to give the State of the Union address on Tuesday, and Nancy Pelosi shut that down in what many are describing as an embarrassing loss for our embarrassing president. So he will not give the State of the Union on Tuesday. Instead, he’ll have the night free to eat cheeseburgers and watch an all new episode of Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. Pelosi really got the best of him. Usually when Trump bends over for a woman like that, it’s because she’s spanking him with a magazine with his face on it. --Jimmy Kimmel
Hollywood awards season is in full bloom as nominations for Academy Awards came out today. There are a lot of familiar faces among the nominees. Meryl Streep is nominated for the 21st time. Denzel Washington was nominated for his ninth Oscar and I’m not even sure he was in a movie this year. That’s how good he is. --Jimmy Kimmel
Now there’s another tell-all book written by another Trump staffer called “Team of Vipers”. According to the author, right after he took office, Trump told NASA he wanted them to land a man on Mars during his first term in office and offered to give them all the money they could ever need in two or three years to make it happen. Trump’s lifelong dream is to be the first man to go bankrupt on Mars. --Jimmy Kimmel
"At the St. Louis Zoo, Newt Gingrich got too close to one of the animals and was bit on the hand by a penguin. If you're named after a lizard, you have to assume birds are going to try to eat you." –Jimmy Kimmel
Trump was completely removed from the negotiations. It’s funny, he always claimed to be the best negotiator. This was his big selling point, “I’m the dealmaker.” At this point it seems pretty clear he couldn’t even negotiate 20% off at Bed Bath & Beyond with the coupon. --Jimmy Kimmel
The big news today was the bigly anticipated release of former FBI director James Comey’s book, in which he paints an unflattering portrait of his former boss. The president is said to be furious about this book because it combines the two things Trump hates most — criticism and reading. --Jimmy Kimmel
Tax Day normally falls on April 15 traditionally, but they moved it this year because the 15th was a Saturday, and I think it’s illegal to make people do math on Saturdays. –Jimmy Kimmel
Hollywood awards season is in full bloom as nominations for Academy Awards came out today. There are a lot of familiar faces among the nominees. Meryl Streep is nominated for the 21st time. Denzel Washington was nominated for his ninth Oscar and I’m not even sure he was in a movie this year. That’s how good he is. --Jimmy Kimmel
"During the inauguration, Good Morning America host George Stephanopoulos gave a shout-out to who he thought was Morgan Freeman, but was actually Celtics great Bill Russell. Stephanopoulos then went on to say he was so excited to be at Denzel Washington's inauguration." –Conan O'Brien
"During the inauguration, a teenage boy was spotted flirting with Malia Obama. At this moment, the boy is being flown to a remote location in Afghanistan." –Conan O'Brien
"Vice President Joe Biden was also sworn in for his second term today. Biden swore on the Bible to uphold the Constitution and to keep doing whatever it is I do.'" –Conan O’Brien
"Today's inauguration marked the first time ever a president used the word gay in an inauguration speech. It was the part of the speech where Obama pointed at the Washington moment and said, ''Whoever designed that thing must have been pretty gay.'" –Conan O'Brien
"In a new interview, Mitt Romney said that he is against marijuana being used for recreational purposes. When stoners heard that, they were like, 'Well, what about just for fun?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"In a new interview, first lady Michelle Obama said that she would choose Will Smith or Denzel Washington to play her husband in a movie. Or as Democrats put that, 'Any way they can play him in a debate?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"During Wednesday's debate Mitt Romney said that even though he likes Big Bird, if elected he would stop the subsidy to PBS – it's a surprising threat considering that 'Mitt' is such an excellent Muppet name." –Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
"According to Nielson numbers, more than 70 million people watched Wednesday's debate either on TV, online, or from one of the podiums." –Seth Meyers
Hollywood awards season is in full bloom as nominations for Academy Awards came out today. There are a lot of familiar faces among the nominees. Meryl Streep is nominated for the 21st time. Denzel Washington was nominated for his ninth Oscar and I’m not even sure he was in a movie this year. That’s how good he is. --Jimmy Kimmel
There were some historic nominations too. For the first time ever, a woman was nominated for best cinematography. We have the fifth woman and the fifth African-American to be nominated for best director, and Kobe Bryant is the tallest person ever nominated for an animated short. --Jimmy Kimmel
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
RG God
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
DT Army, RIP Jack
Renforth, TE Paul Bantley
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,
Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela
even characters from Star Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.
Buffalo Bills Fantasy
Roster
Offense
QB Jim Kelly, NFL
HB Thurman Thomas, NFL
HB O.J. Simpson, NFL
HB Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage
HB Leonard
McCoy, Star Trek, played by DeForest Kelley
FB Cookie
Gilchrist, NFL
WR Bob
Hayes, NFL
WR Andre
Reed, NFL
WR Elbert
Dubenion, NFL
WR Steve
Tasker, NFL
WR Michael
Moore, social activist, filmmaker
WR John
Shaft, Shaft, played by Richard Roundtree
TE Joseph
Campbell, author, mythologist
TE George
Orwell, author
OL David
Wood, Vietnam
RG Danny
Ocean, Oceans 11, played by George Clooney
RT Jordan
Chariton, journalist, Young Turks
Defense
LE Bruce
Smith, NFL
LE Django Freeman, Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx
LE Shepherd Book,
Firefly, played by Ron Glass
LE Duke Ellington,
musician
RE Cmnder Worf, Star
Trek, played by Michael Dorn
RE Dwight Freeney, NFL
RE John Creasy, Man on
Fire, played by Denzel Washington
DT Jack Donaghy, 30
Rock, played by Alec Baldwin
DT Gregor Clegane, Game
of Thrones, played by Hafpor Julius Bjornsson
DT Ice Cube, musician
LB David Wood, Vietnam
LB Jack Aubrey, Master
and Commander, played by Russell Crowe
LB B.A. Baracus, The
A-Team, played by Mr. T
LB Captain Flint, Black
Sails, played by Toby Stephens
LB John Sheppard,
Stargate Atlantis, played by Joe Flanigan
LB London Fletcher, NFL
LB Cornelious Bennet,
NFL
LB Jack Ryan, Clear and
Present Danger, played by Harrison Ford
LB Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ
CB John Lee Hooker,
musician
CB Harry Belafonte,
musician
CB Miles Davis,
musician
CB Clifford Brown,
musician
FS Daryl Dixon, The
Walking Dead, played by Norman Reedus
FS Duke Ellington,
musician
SS Ross Poldark,
Poldark, played by Robin Ellis
SS T.S. Garp, The World
According to Garp by John Irving
Special Teams
P Bill Henrickson, Big
Love, played by Bill Paxton
