Trump’s lifelong dream is to be the first man to go bankrupt on Mars (she’s spanking him with a magazine with his face on it)

You may know that Trump was supposed to give the State of the Union address on Tuesday, and Nancy Pelosi shut that down in what many are describing as an embarrassing loss for our embarrassing president. So he will not give the State of the Union on Tuesday. Instead, he’ll have the night free to eat cheeseburgers and watch an all new episode of Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. Pelosi really got the best of him. Usually when Trump bends over for a woman like that, it’s because she’s spanking him with a magazine with his face on it. --Jimmy Kimmel

Hollywood awards season is in full bloom as nominations for Academy Awards came out today. There are a lot of familiar faces among the nominees. Meryl Streep is nominated for the 21st time. Denzel Washington was nominated for his ninth Oscar and I’m not even sure he was in a movie this year. That’s how good he is. --Jimmy Kimmel

Now there’s another tell-all book written by another Trump staffer called “Team of Vipers”. According to the author, right after he took office, Trump told NASA he wanted them to land a man on Mars during his first term in office and offered to give them all the money they could ever need in two or three years to make it happen. Trump’s lifelong dream is to be the first man to go bankrupt on Mars. --Jimmy Kimmel

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