NHL: Washington Capitals vs New Jersey Devils

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NHL: Arizona Coyotes vs New Jersey Devils

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I've got to say, the book was way better than the presidency (Please remember this)

Carrie Fisher claims in her upcoming book that she had an affair with Harrison Ford on the set of “Star Wars.” And Jabba the Hutt was like, “You said you don’t date co-workers. What’s the deal?” –Jimmy Fallon

"I finally read former President Bush's memoir, and I've got to say, the book was way better than the presidency." –Jimmy Fallon

"Dick Cheney attended the ceremony. It's fitting for Cheney to be at the library. He spent eight years telling Bush to be quiet." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs New Jersey Devils

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Oh my God. What's labor? (giant owl statues)

"Kate Middleton went into labor this morning in London. When the rest of the royal family heard, they were like, 'Oh my God. What's labor?'" –Jimmy Fallon

Carrie Fisher claims in her upcoming book that she had an affair with Harrison Ford on the set of “Star Wars.” And Jabba the Hutt was like, “You said you don’t date coworkers. What’s the deal?” –Jimmy Fallon

The royal family just announced the name of William and Kate's newborn son, Louis Arthur Charles. I guess they couldn't decide on a royal-sounding name, so they just went with all of them. --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He probably won’t be able to do this when they take away his phone in prison (Get me Spielberg!)

President Biden was in town to raise money for his re-election campaign, and also to see if Steven Spielberg can de-age him like he did Harrison Ford in the Indiana Jones movie. —Jimmy Kimmel

In other Republican news, the party’s presidential frontrunner, Donald Trump, took aim at me personally on Truth Social. In response to an Los Angeles Times interview in which I pondered letting my contract expire in 2026, Trump posted: “They could get a far more talented person, who would also get better Ratings, for 5% of what they are paying this Loser!” I’ve got to say, that’s a helluva way to find out you’re not going to be somebody’s running mate. He has no idea how delighted I am by something like this. I’m going to try to enjoy it, because he probably won’t be able to do this when they take away his phone in prison. So I’m gonna really soak it in. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Of course I do — Superman, Wonder Woman and Ben Affleck (Batman's recurring nightmare)

Donald Trump went on Twitter today and mocked Ronda Rousey for losing her fight this past weekend. In response, T-Mobile's CEO said he'd pay to see Trump fight her in the ring — at which point, Trump started building a wall around himself. –Jimmy Fallon

Carrie Fisher claims in her upcoming book that she had an affair with Harrison Ford on the set of “Star Wars.” And Jabba the Hutt was like, “You said you don’t date coworkers. What’s the deal?” –Jimmy Fallon

Trump keeps tweeting that the Justice Department should investigate Hillary Clinton, instead of his ties to Russia. When asked if he knows who runs the Justice Department, he said, "Of course I do — Superman, Wonder Woman and Ben Affleck." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

Which is why today she bought a mansion and retired (Be like Han/Uh, mammal?)

Ted Cruz's dad said that God sent a message to Ted Cruz's wife giving his permission to run for president. Though I'm not sure that's what God meant when he told Cruz’s wife, “Run!!” –Jimmy Fallon

"When asked what kind of meat they use, a spokesman for Hot Pockets said, 'Uh, mammal?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"A girl in San Francisco actually sold Girl Scout cookies at a medical marijuana clinic this week. Which is why today she bought a mansion and retired." –Jimmy Fallon

Whole Foods is looking into the idea of putting tattoo parlors in their grocery stores. Even so, the people walking out of Whole Foods with the biggest sense of regret will still be whoever just paid $8 for an apple. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I know something else you can put in your baked goods (Close enough!)

I heard that putting cinnamon and nutmeg into your baked goods for the holidays can actually reduce stress. Then certain other people were like, “I know something else you can put in your baked goods. Marijuana, dude!” –Jimmy Fallon

Many Americans are planning to deep-fry their turkeys this year. But to save myself some time, I just stuffed my turkey with a Samsung Galaxy. –Jimmy Fallon

In a recent interview, Ben Carson said that Thomas Jefferson wrote the U.S. Constitution, when he actually wrote the Declaration of Independence. Or as Carson's campaign staff put it, ‘Close enough!’ –Jimmy Fallon

Carrie Fisher said that she went public with her affair with Harrison Ford because she felt like she waited an appropriate amount of time. Specifically, she said it was “a long time ago in a Winnebago far, far away.” –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Madden Indianapolis Colts vs Dallas Cowboys

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning
disabilities.

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created characters.

In this example I used PS4 Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT         Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG        Jesus, some folks Lord and Savior

LG        Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C           Charles Bukowski, poet

C           Muddy Waters, musician

RG        God

RG        Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT         John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT         George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT         Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE         Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT         Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)

HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk, Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko

Performers and popular culture, Jack Bauer, 24, played by Keifer Sutherland, Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under, played by Peter Krause.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB         Dak Prescott, NFL

QB         Roger Staubach, Navy, NFL

QB         Colin Kaepernick, NFL

QB         Troy Aikman, QB

HB         Emmitt Smith, NFL

HB         Tony Dorsett, NFL

HB         Ezekiel Elliott, NFL

FB         Ice Cube, musician

FB         Daryl Johnston, NFL

WR         Han Solo, Star Wars, played by Harrison Ford

WR         Michael Irvin, NFL

WR         Gautama Buddha, founder of Buddhism

WR         Muhammad Ali, NFL

WR         Cole Beasley, NFL

WR         Miles Davis, musician

WR         Clifford Brown, musician

TE         Mike Ditka, NFL

TE         Mark Twain, author

TE         Jason Witten, NFL

TE         Jay Novacek, NFL

LT          Tyron Smith, NFL

LG         Richard Pryor, comedian

C           Travis Frederick, NFL

RG         Zack Martin, NFL

RG         Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT          Frederick Douglass, abolitionist

Defense

LE         Randy White, NFL

LE         Jim Jeffcoat, NFL

LE         Shepherd Book, Firefly, played by Ron Glass

LE         David Palmer, 24, played by Dennis Haysbert

LE         Dominic Toretto, Fast & Furious, played by Vin Diesel

RE         Too Tall Jones, NFL

RE         Harvey Martin, NFL

RE         Lando Calrissian, Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams

RE         Luis Bunuel, filmmaker

DT         Bob Lilly, NFL

DT         Jethro Pugh, NFL

DT         Teal’c, Stargate SG-1, played by Christopher Judge

DT         Conor McGregor, WWE

LB         Ben Sisko, Star Trek, played by Avery Brooks

LB         Hollywood Henderson, NFL

LB         Leighton Vander Esch, NFL

LB         Salem Poor, American Revolution

LB         Jon Coltrane, musician

LB         Bob Marley, musician

LB         Lee Roy Jordan, NFL

LB         Edward R. Murrow, journalist

LB         Cenk Uygur, The Young Turks

LB         Homer Smith, Lilies of the Field, played by Sidney Poitier

LB         Apollo Creed, Rocky, played by Carl Weathers

LB         Sean Lee, NFL

LB         Malcolm X, political activist

LB         Johnny Cash, musician

LB         Nat Turner, slave rebellion leader

CB         Deion Sanders, NFL

CB         Herb Adderley, NFL

CB         Mel Renfro, NFL

CB         John Dorian, Scrubs, played by Zach Braff

CB         Miles Davis, musician

FS         Jeff Lebowski, The Big Lebowski, played by Jeff Bridges

FS         Charles Mingus, musician

FS         Bo Diddley, musician

SS         Charlie Waters, NFL

SS         Darren Woodson, NFL

SS         Thelonious Monk, musician

Special Teams

K         George Bailey, It’s a Wonderful Life, played by James Stewart

P         Jimmy Dore, political activist, comedian

PS4: Madden 17 Indianapolis Colts vs Buffalo Bills

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.

The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for

children with learning
disabilities.

The age demographic would be
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.

In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.

More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles

LG         Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior

C         Charles Bukowski,
poet

RG         God

RT         John Lennon,
musician The Beatles

DT         Army, RIP Jack
Renforth, TE Paul Bantley

More Colts players include

Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,

Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela

even characters from Star Trek

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,

Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge

Ben Sisko

and fictional characters

Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland

Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause

Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Buffalo Bills Fantasy
Roster

Offense

QB         Jim Kelly, NFL

HB         Thurman Thomas, NFL

HB         O.J. Simpson, NFL

HB         Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage

HB         Leonard
McCoy, Star Trek, played by DeForest Kelley

FB         Cookie
Gilchrist, NFL

WR         Bob
Hayes, NFL

WR         Andre
Reed, NFL

WR         Elbert
Dubenion, NFL

WR         Steve
Tasker, NFL

WR         Michael
Moore, social activist, filmmaker

WR         John
Shaft, Shaft, played by Richard Roundtree

TE         Joseph
Campbell, author, mythologist

TE         George
Orwell, author

OL         David
Wood, Vietnam

RG         Danny
Ocean, Oceans 11, played by George Clooney

RT         Jordan
Chariton, journalist, Young Turks

Defense

LE         Bruce
Smith, NFL

LE         Django Freeman, Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx

LE         Shepherd Book,
Firefly, played by Ron Glass

LE         Duke Ellington,
musician

RE         Cmnder Worf, Star
Trek, played by Michael Dorn

RE         Dwight Freeney, NFL

RE         John Creasy, Man on
Fire, played by Denzel Washington

DT         Jack Donaghy, 30
Rock, played by Alec Baldwin

DT          Gregor Clegane, Game
of Thrones, played by Hafpor Julius Bjornsson

DT         Ice Cube, musician

LB         David Wood, Vietnam

LB         Jack Aubrey, Master
and Commander, played by Russell Crowe

LB         B.A. Baracus, The
A-Team, played by Mr. T

LB         Captain Flint, Black
Sails, played by Toby Stephens

LB         John Sheppard,
Stargate Atlantis, played by Joe Flanigan

LB         London Fletcher, NFL

LB         Cornelious Bennet,
NFL

LB         Jack Ryan, Clear and
Present Danger, played by Harrison Ford

LB         Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ

CB         John Lee Hooker,
musician

CB         Harry Belafonte,
musician

CB         Miles Davis,
musician

CB         Clifford Brown,
musician

FS         Daryl Dixon, The
Walking Dead, played by Norman Reedus

FS         Duke Ellington,
musician

SS         Ross Poldark,
Poldark, played by Robin Ellis

SS         T.S. Garp, The World
According to Garp by John Irving

Special Teams

P         Bill Henrickson, Big
Love, played by Bill Paxton

Also narrowly passing: Grandma (Also, if)

Congress narrowly passed Republican plan to replace Obamacare today. Also narrowly passing: Grandma. –Seth Meyers

A member of the conservative House Freedom Caucus said yesterday that it can be difficult to negotiate with President Trump because it’s hard to tell what he’s thinking. Also, if. –Seth Meyers

Today was National Star Wars Day and if you celebrated, no girlfriend you have. –Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

It's a middle class tax cut (The Lying King)

For those of you who are observing, I’d like to wish you a happy Star Wars Day. Today is May the Fourth, as in “May the fourth be with you.” Can you imagine explaining Star Wars Day to someone who’s never seen the movie? “Yeah, it’s a holiday when we celebrate a movie about a brother and a sister who kiss.” -- Kristen Bell

House Republicans today voted on and passed an Obamacare replacement bill without knowing how much it could cost. Though I’m not surprised — they also voted on an Obama replacement without knowing the cost. –Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

May the fifth margarita be in you (Star Wars Day)

Today was Star Wars Day, because the day was May Fourth, as in “May the fourth be with you.” And now, it’s technically May Fifth, Cinco de Mayo, as in “May the fifth margarita be in you.” –James Corden

Today isn’t only Cinco de Mayo, it’s also the one-year anniversary of this [Trump] tweet: “Happy #CincodeMayo. I love Hispanics!” You know, a year has gone by, but I’m just as embarrassed today as I was the day it was posted. –James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

a long time ago in a Winnebago far, far away (Have you seen our bodies?)

Carrie Fisher said that she went public with her affair with Harrison Ford because she felt like she waited an appropriate amount of time. Specifically, she said it was “a long time ago in a Winnebago far, far away.” –Jimmy Fallon

There’s a new workout where people crawl like a baby. It’s a new thing, because it strengthens your core while working your shoulders and hips. In response, babies were like, “Have you seen our bodies?” –Jimmy Fallon

During President Obama’s visit to Greece yesterday, huge anti-Obama protests broke out. However, Obama was able to quiet down the crowd by saying, “Wait till you see the next guy.” –Conan O’Brien

Joe Biden held his final toga party as vice president (Spoiler alert!)

President Obama was in Greece yesterday to meet with the Greek prime minister. Yep, Obama went to the birthplace of democracy to say, “Spoiler alert!” –Jimmy Fallon

Obama began his final foreign trip in Athens, Greece, while back in the White House Joe Biden held his final toga party as vice president. –Jimmy Fallon

Yesterday Donald Trump and Mike Pence reportedly received their first presidential daily briefing of sensitive national intelligence. Or as Trump asked Putin, “Do you prefer email or fax?” –Jimmy Fallon

Carrie Fisher claims in her upcoming book that she had an affair with Harrison Ford on the set of “Star Wars.” And Jabba the Hutt was like, “You said you don’t date co-workers. What’s the deal?” –Jimmy Fallon