idiocracy23: February 2022

Monday, February 28, 2022

Jimmy Dore with Aaron Maté: Ukraine Conflict Centered Around Gas Pipeline – Of Course!

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Or in other words, Jeb is America’s Preparation H. (Get me Steven Seagal)

"A girl scout in San Francisco sold 117 boxes of cookies in two hours after setting up shop outside a medical marijuana dispensary. And the very next day she became the youngest person ever to receive a MacArthur Genius Grant." –Seth Meyers

After doing poorly in Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina, Jeb Bush announced that he’s dropping out of the race. Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz are both hoping to pick up Jeb’s supporters. Then Jeb said, “Joke's on you — I didn't have any supporters!” –Jimmy Fallon

John McCain actually praised Donald Trump’s new national security adviser, H.R. McMaster, calling him an outstanding choice and a man of genuine intellect, character, and ability. Then Trump said, “In that case, forget it. Get me Steven Seagal.” –Jimmy Fallon

Actually during his speech at the rally, George W. Bush said his brother Jeb is the guy who can fix the problems that inflame our country’s frustrations. Or in other words, Jeb is America’s Preparation H. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

and it also makes SpongeBob SquarePants hilarious (we're getting rid of stuff that's bronze and useless)

"Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News." –Bill Maher

"Rand Paul and Chris Christie both said vaccinations should be a choice, not a government mandate. Because when have Republicans ever told people what they could do with their own bodies?" –Bill Maher

"Obama hosted a Google chat and somebody asked him why don't we get rid of the penny. And he said as long as we're getting rid of stuff that's bronze and useless, how about John Boehner?" –Bill Maher

"Senator Mitch McConnell came out for legalizing hemp. He said during these tough economic times, this legislation has the potential to create jobs, provide a boost to Kentucky's economy and our farmers, and it also makes SpongeBob SquarePants hilarious." –Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I gave the doctor a urine sample and there was an olive in it (I've had the same pack since 1975)

"I was so drunk I walked into a gay bar. It was terrible. There were fifteen guys for every guy."--Rodney Dangerfield

"I drink too much. I gave the doctor a urine sample and there was an olive in it."--Rodney Dangerfield

"I have been trying to quit smoking. My wife and I made an agreement that we would only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack since 1975."--Rodney Dangerfield

"My mother never breastfed me. She always had a headache."--Rodney Dangerfield

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NBA 2K: Pacers vs Thunder (Dunks-Buzzer Beater)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night Of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Star Trek: Welcome To The 24th Century

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Russell Brand: Oligarchs - So They DO Run The World

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Cachimbinho & Geraldo Mousinho - Vocà quer Mulher boa

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bonnie Raitt - Mighty Tight Woman

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bill Murray knows it's Monday but... (You're Awesome)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Daughter - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

London Grammar - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

HÆLOS - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Hania Rani – Live from Studio S2 (Poland)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Eydís Evensen - Full Performance (Live on KEXP at Home)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Doors - Five To One (subtítulado en español)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Sunday, February 27, 2022

Ukraine: Questions for the US Anti-War Movement w/ Abby Martin & Brian Becker

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Florida Panthers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Jackson Southernaires - Lord, I'm So Thankful

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

LaVern Baker - Ain't Gonna Cry No More

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Tulsi Gabbard: Warmongers argue we must protect Ukraine because it’s a “democracy”

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore with Mike MacRae: Trump’s TRUTH Social App LOVED By Vince Vaughn

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Cantos de Altares de Cruz

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Did someone lose the public trust after decades of selling lies for the ruling class? (just for show)

February 2022

Donald Trump praised Vladimir Putin moving troops into Ukraine saying, ‘This is genius.’ Though, ‘this is genius’ is also how he sarcastically introduces Eric. —Colin Jost

It was reported that Buckingham Palace staff have been mocking Prince Andrew with a nursery rhyme. Said Prince Andrew, ‘Oh, nursery.’ —Colin Jost

Officials have posthumously stripped Medina Spirit of his 2021 Kentucky Derby victory for failing a post race drug test. And I just want to say to Medina Spirit, I hope it’s hot in horse hell, you cheating bastard! —Colin Jost

Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson seen here getting tired of Y’all’s Foolishness, was nominated by President Biden to become the first black woman on the Supreme Court. —Michael Che

Biden chose Jackson after interviewing three finalists this week. Weird, ‘I thought interviewing black candidates was just for show,’ said the NFL. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

the wave was generated when Yo Mama fell overboard (Thanks for believing in the illusion)

February 2022

A man in Iran went to the hospital after he got a Double A battery stuck inside his penis. It was Double A because that’s the sound he makes when it goes in. ‘Ah! Ah!’ —Colin Jost

Researchers have observed a nearly 60 foot tall rogue wave off the coast of British Columbia which is the largest ever recorded. Researchers believe the wave was generated when Yo Mama fell overboard. —Colin Jost

One of the first places the Russians seized when they invaded Ukraine was Chernobyl. The site of the 1986 nuclear disaster. Said Ukrainians, ‘Oh, no. Don’t take that.’ —Colin Jost

Capturing Chernobyl is like landing an audition for Harvey Weinstein now. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

And I speak for all New Yorkers when I say, that sounds pretty low (birthdays)

February 2022

This week the FDA granted the first condom approved for anal sex. It took them this long because their wives would only let them test it on their birthdays. —Michael Che

A new book claims that while Donald Trump was president White House staff routinely found wads of paper clogging the toilet. So either he tried to flush classified documents, or he eats the wrappers. —Michael Che

In the days after New York City mayor Eric Adams announced the new plan to stop violence in the city’s transit system, six people were stabbed on the subway. And I speak for all New Yorkers when I say, that sounds pretty low. —Michael Che

A dog in California that went missing 12 years ago was found and returned to her owner. After spending more than a decade living at Dave’s Taxidermy Shop. —Michael Che

This year marks the 50th anniversary of one of Marvel Comics first black superheroes, Luke Cage. In the comics Luke Cage faces off against black people’s most powerful enemy of the 1970s, Lead Paint. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Bill Gates Is “Sad” About Natural Immunity

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Better To Catch Omicron Now Rather Than Later?!?

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Michael, you do not pay me to talk, baby (we have just lost that war)

February 2022

After the invasion of Ukraine, the Russian stock market fell by 30% to Negative 90%. —Michael Che

The situation in Ukraine is a tough subject to make jokes about. In my lifetime I’ve seen footage of attacks like this on other countries, but never a white one. —Michael Che

I don’t know very much about this situation, but I have a close friend whose Russian and I asked her what she thought about it and she said, ‘Michael, you do not pay me to talk, baby.’ —Michael Che

But I am very impressed by all the Ukrainian citizens signing up to defend their country. Even the famous ones. Imagine that here? If you ever read on the news that Michael Che has joined an American war, we have just lost that war. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore with Mike MacRae: Hilarious! Obama & Romney Trade Insults Over Russia

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Russell Brand: The Narrative Is Shifting

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: New Vaccine That Spreads Like A Virus?

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Mike Pence’s tie was so straight, it made me suspicious (The good news is, I've adopted her)

President Trump began his State of the Union speech with his tie crooked in his jacket. While Mike Pence’s tie was so straight, it made me suspicious. --Colin Jost, SNL

New York City lawmakers have proposed a new law to change the sound of emergency vehicle sirens to resemble those used in Europe. That way you can spend your time in the ambulance pretending you have universal healthcare. --Colin Jost, SNL

"A teenage New Jersey girl found a 20 pound brick of marijuana while cleaning the beach. The good news is, I've adopted her."--Amy Poehler on Saturday Night Live

Delta Airlines has introduced a new plane that features windows in the bathroom. Unfortunately, they face into the cabin. --Colin Jost, SNL

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”